[officialdevorak]

just a reminder

Topics such as rape, incest, pedophilia, underaged nsfw, and abuse are not allowed near this blog. This includes “shotacon”, “dubcon”, kidnapping and all yandere content. If you read, write, or support these and interact with this blog, I will block you. There’s no tolerance for that here.

[amethystsoda]

[ayech-deactivated20260312]

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

[darlngvlog]

Y/n no. :(

Khonshu: Worm no.

Y/n: Worm yes.

Marc: Y/n No.

Y/n: Y/n yes.

Jake: Y/n no

Y/n: Y/n maybe-.

Steven & Layla: Y/n No.

Y/n: Y/n No :(.

[yourpalheapass]

Marc and Steven: we had a deal so let us go

Khonshu: fine

5 minutes later:

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

alright, ill bite. whats cum

[athomeinmybooks]

A Latin word that generally translates as “with”, such as the phrase summa cum laude, meaning “With highest praise.”

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

haha i cum real laude all the time

[bi-nturong]

[smitethestate]

Remember kids

[moonrpg]

die girlies reading this 🥰

[moonrpg]

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

[boardboxes]

I will kill the lord of shadows BECAUSE IM SICK OF SAGE BEIN TORMENTED. GIVE ME MY CAT AND GO TO HELL

[woodmeat]

what sign are u <3

A red flag

[officialdevorak]

my father calls Boba Fett:

bojangles fett

[boardboxes]

rime right before he stabs you

[boardboxes]

Can y’all imagine sage as a dentist

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[luigiisgod]

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

[astuteobservations]

i did like 3 chore today mom why u making loud noise