Week 22 and 23 weigh-in - Dancing Queen
Legend has it that when ABBA's Benny Andersson excitedly rushed home from his Stockholm recording studio one night in 1975 to play his wife, fellow ABBA band member Anni-frid Lyngstad, the embryonic backing track of the song that would later become Dancing Queen, she broke down in tears at its beauty.
That was just the melody and backing lines mind you, long before Ann-frid and Agnetha had even laid down a single word of their own magical chemistry on top of Benny and Bjorn's melody.
Once the completed masterpiece was given to the world in 1976 it had been further polished by the band and their manager and co-writer Stig Andersson ao perfectly that it is still, 50 years later, the perfect pop song.
I've been listening to and watching the video of Dancing Queen a lot recently during my gym sessions and I have tried to analyse what makes it so epic a tune, but I am afraid my musical knowledge is scant. I know I love it but I can't adequtely explain why I love it, but I can try.
From the initial punch in your guts of Benny's trill right along the piano, the backing singers 'ha, ha, haaaa-ing' the catch, and then Agnetha and Ann-frid straight into the second half of the 'you can dance, you can jive' chorus, before any verse has even been allowed to set the scene, Dancing Queen does not waste one breath, one moment of its near four minutes of divinity.
I think it is that straight-out-the-gates, in your face, instantly recognisable Phil Specter-esque burst of noise that makes kids rush to the dance floor as soon as it comes on, often performing ill-advised slide attempts on varnished floors to herald their arrival.
I love everything about it, it's joy and zest, but mostly probably because it has been part of the soundtrack of my life, for all my life.
Dancing Queen and I are almost direct contemporaries, and It has always been there.
Nobody of my vintage has ever had to try to learn the words or the tune to Dancing Queen, you just inherently know them, they are in your DNA.
It is the sum of its parts, the marriage of Roger Palm's driving drum beat and Rutger Gunnarsson's bass line which stops the strings and the vocals from climbing away up to heaven altogether in ecstasy.
Even on its own terms, taken at face value, it would remain the perfect pop song.
But I read a very interesting piece by a writer called Angus Harrison Titled "Why Abba's Dancing Queen is the Saddest Record Ever Made" where he delved a little deeper.
"The basic point – the important point – here is this: you have spent your entire life believing “Dancing Queen” is a song about a 17-year-old girl, dancing. And to a point, it is. Yet, have you ever thought about the song’s vantage point?
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen
Make no mistake. This song is about the dancing queen, but it is most definitely not sung by her. Herein lies the tragedy. Our narrator has realised that she is no longer the Dancing Queen. She is no longer young, no longer sweet, no longer 17.
Now, instead, she watches from the bar; the dancefloor a maelstrom of lost faith, memories and missed opportunities. She was once 17, and as such was totally oblivious that the moment would ever end."
That analysis works for me only up to a point, and even if it was spot on I don't think it quite qualifies Dancing Queen for the title of Saddest Record Ever Made. ( Willie Nelson? Dolly Parton? even ABBA themselves with another of their classics, The Winner Takes it All?)
And what if the narrator, like me, takes joy, rather than wistful pain out watching people enjoy themselves?
One of the things I wanted to do throughout this year of taking Mounjaro was to move things in my life ledger from the 'never again/ too fat' column to 'give it a go' column.
It has taken me up till now to must the courage to go back to a nighclub, and to get on a dance floor.
Luckily my mate Brian has exactly the kind of 'safe space for oldies' club night in the basement of a pub in Marchmont where greying Fred Perry Northern Soul afficionados rub shoulders with mostly posh, mostly studenty youngsters, and they all enjoy soul classics together.
So it was that I found myself there with Brian's partner Jo and her friend Linda last Friday, and I had a total blast.
I may not have had the moves like Jagger, but not caring what anyone thinks of my moves is one of the benefits of age, and I loved seeing a younger generation really getting into Brian's great selection of tracks.
And anyway I am thinking of upping my game in the new year by getting myself along to DanceBase, Scotland's National Centre for Dance for someproper lessonsearly in the New Year. Why the hell not?
I will write more about my ever evolving gym n walk music playlists, and if anyone has any recommends, please do punt them my way.
The last two weeks have been good and steady in the gym, with 8-10 sessions a week topped up with my 10km weekend walks. I am putting in some big efforts, am feeling more energy and am able to burn more calories in every workout.
I am also now paying attention to a few other metrics rather than solely weight. Which is just as well as the scales have barely budged in the last fortnight.
But every other measurement on the Boditrax scales at the gym seems to be going well.
So, not great in terms of weight loss, in fact I am going to call it a nearly zero loss over the fortnight, but I can live with that this time, given the general postive direction of travel.
This week ahead is promising to be the most rewarding of the year work-wise, and we will be busy at the butchers preparing the centre-piece for hundreds of Christmas dinners across the city, whether that is rib roasts, turkeys, or the all-important trimmings. It is high end butchery and I will need to be on my game. Mounjaro has definitely helped me with concentration and focus in my daily work environment.
As corny as it sounds, it honestly feels like a privilege to be trusted with so many Christmas dinners for families I will never know. In fact, if you are reading this before the 16th you still have a chance to grab a piece of that action here.
Weight today: 119kg / 18.74 stones.
Weight last week: 119.7kg / 18.85 stones
Starting weight: 147.1kg / 23.15 stones.
Weight Loss: 28.1 Kg / 4.424 stones
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