Incorrect Dir en Grey

Daily dose of incorrect legends. I don't own anything on this trash blog.

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Kyo: A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made.

Kaoru: What?

Kyo: Be sure to choose your cell mate wisely.

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oi!

hi babe!

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And I welcome you back how shitty it is or how shitty you be feeling.. - Himmanon

ahh thanks for the unconditional welcome himmanon!

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Toshiya: Kyo, you're the smart one, and Die, you're the sexy one, and Shinya, you're the innocent one, and Kaoru, you're the grumpy one and I am the nice one. Everybody always likes me.

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Toshiya: Do you have any life hacks, Kaoru-san?

Kaoru: Drink 17 coffees before lunch to transcend time and become a being of pure energy and get sent home for feeding croissants to the office printer.

Toshiya:

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Kyo: What a great nap. I feel disoriented and I’m frothing with hate.

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Shinya: What are you doing?

Die: Offering moral support.

Shinya: You have morals?

Die: No, but I support those who do.

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Kyo: If you bottle up your emotions for long enough, eventually you can use them as Molotov cocktails.

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Die: Kyo, can I take you to my therapist? Because she thinks I’m making you up.

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Thanks for reporting the bug my dude! I'd say they're the same therapist but they are not aware Kyo's the star of Die's teenage traumas.

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*phone rings*

Die: Yes?

Hitman: I see you.

Die:

Hitman:

Die:

Hitman:

Die: Do I look good?

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Die: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Shinya: *walks over and places two more cups down*

Die: Please, no-

Shinya: *starts shuffling the cups*

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Toshiya: With all due respect is a wonderful expression because it doesn’t actually specify how much respect is due.

Die:

Toshiya: Could be none.

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HBD !!

THANKS! 💛

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*knocking at the door*

Kyo: I hope it's death.

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Aaah.. Okay okay.. It's sad indeed.. And don't worry I've been checking your blog still, just work is pretty crazy here now and don't always got the time 😩 -Himmanon

Ah I hope things turn back to their own pace soon , Himmanon, both for your work and everyday life ✨

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You're right in your latest tags.. It's kinda sad and pathetic people react in such ways.. - Himmanon

Oh hi Himmanon, glad to see you around! You got me wrong, different people have different perceptions of the celebrities and the ways they treat them change. I get that. I respect that. What I was trying to point out is we're not able to tolerate each other. For example one of us points out their opinion on something, then suddenly people who disagree with them try to step on them. Or some people get aroused by certain images or the way members move, but they instantly get hate for what they feel because god knows why (and seriously do these ppl think such stage actions are the way members naturally act? do they really? ofc they are aware it's going to bring out sth in fans when they grope themselves). And this is not going to change any soon because we are like hundred people fandom, cycle blogging eachother, and we can't divide into little groups for us to ignore the fans we don't like. It's kinda sad.

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Shinya: I miss you like water misses the desert.

Rest of the members: Aw that's so sweet-

Shinya: I’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.