The Wandering Tongue

Questionably canon but anything is possible in the Void.

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Corvo: I just decided being sad is a waste of time.

Corvo: You see, a more productive use of my time is revenge.

Submitted by @townseleven

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Could you maybe make a post about how you create those scenes, please? It's awesome! I really like this blog and am really looking forward to more posts

For the ones that aren’t just screenshots I use Source Filmmaker and the Dishonored models were converted by 64gigs and are available here

I basically pose the characters against a green screen (a uniform background like that is very easy to remove in photoshop)

then I go out and grab an appropriate screenshot

and then I just merge the two and add text

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Smartest overseer in Dunwall

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Corvo: Jessamine, you’re like an angel with no wings. Jessamine: So like a person.

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Daud: You got the Outsider’s attention? Delilah: What? Like it’s hard?

[maccready-s]

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Daud: I’ll have the number 8. Thomas: That’s a party platter. It serves 12 people. Daud: I know what I’m about, Thomas!

[maccready-s]

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Jessamine: You’ve made a lot of people in the Abbey very nervous. The Outsider: That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch-ass white boys. Jessamine: I hate to break it to you, but you’re also a bitch-ass white boy.

Fantastic! 

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Corvo: My first girlfriend turned into a talking heart. Samuel: That’s rough buddy.

Submitted by ryan-kerr

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Hey, you should all throw more submissions my way

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Campbell: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.

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Corvo: My first girlfriend turned into a talking heart. Samuel: That’s rough buddy.

Submitted by ryan-kerr

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Treavor: I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight, and I’ve already broken that promise five times.  Treavor: But I will not break it a sixth.

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Martin: Your relationship with the Empress is a complete secret.  Martin: So, naturally, the whole city knows.

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Emily: Corvo, don’t you need rest too? Emily: You look exhausted Corvo: . . . Corvo: I look awesome.

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The Outsider: Corvo is the best, but he's 39. When Corvo was born I was already over 4000. The Outsider: which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. The Outsider: I don't know anything about infant care. The Outsider: Oh my god, I could have killed him!

[dr-teatime]

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The Outsider: If I run and leap at Corvo The Outsider: He will most certainly catch me in his arms Corvo: No, I’m carrying Martin!

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Samuel: Cool motive, still a murder.

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I’m going to fix up the links better but I have a bit too much caffeine in me to do it properly right now, still, feel free to submit stuff if you’re already familiar with the concept!