🔊🌀🎶 Ruby 💿🩵🎤

what is up gang i'm ruby/ezra he/they/neon/glitch/star idfk

[rubyeatsglowsticks]

how i be stalking someone's account after sending an anon ask because i am shy but also very impatient

[rubyeatsglowsticks]

instead of "the weather where i live is so bipolar" (lame, overdone, pushes incorrect narrative about an already misunderstood disorder) try saying "the weather where i live is so genderfluid" (unique, funny because most weather is water-based, doesn't make enough sense to contribute to stereotypes)

[satan-offical]

"aw what's the male equivalent to flowers?" IT'S FLOWERS!!! GET YOUR MAN FLOWERS!!!! GIVE MEN FLOWERS!!!!! FLOWERS!!!!!!!!

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

[aropride]

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

[veryluckyclovers]

[melodies-stereo]

sanatoriums, psychiatric hospitals, and lunatic asylums still exist btw, theyre just called psychiatric centers now. isnt it such a modern and progressive concept to imprison that schizophrenic/autistic/suicidal/anorexic/bipolar/etc. person in a strange space where theyre treated as subhuman, not allowed control over their own body or activities, disallowed contact with loved ones or the outside world, and not comfortable or safe whatsoever?

[melodies-stereo]

very good tags from @vampire-loving-vampire

[do-not-u-dare]

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

[bigthingsforeverintheworks]

Microsoft edge wrapped:

You have opened Microsoft edge 8 times this year, for a combined total of 1.5 minutes

You have uninstalled Microsoft Edge 10 times this year. This puts you in the top 5%!!

You have clicked 9 buttons in Microsoft Edge this year, the most common one being the 'close window' button.

Microsoft edge still isn't your default browser... :( Maybe next year!

[rubyeatsglowsticks]

MEOW

WOOF.

[redstonedust]

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[sunbleachedbitch]

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[rubyeatsglowsticks]

i tried to find the "TOO SERIOUS!!!" meme but the fuckass ai overview thought he was invited

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[rubyeatsglowsticks]

[atomicwrongs]

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you