Incorrect DND Honor Among Thieves

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I am now allowing submissions! If you guys have any incorrect quotes, send em my way!

The only rules are:

No nsfw

And no slurs (obviously)

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Simon: How long does it take for you to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Doric: I think-

Edgin: 72 hours.

Doric: How do you know?

Edgin: There's a big ass dragon behind you.

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Simon: HEY, HEY-

Edgin: SHHH, Kira is sleeping.

Simon, whispering: Oh, sorry.

Edgin: What do you need?

Simon, still whispering: There's a fire.

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Holga trying to give Edgin dating advice about Xenk: go tell him he's cute. What’s the worst that could happen?

Edgin: he could hear me!

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Pat the Simon

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Edgin: What makes you smile?

Simon: Friends and family.

Holga: Potatoes.

Doric: Victory and success.

Xenk: Face muscles.

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Doric: I’m a lesbiab

Doric: Lesbiem

Doric: Less bien

Edgin: It’s ok take your time

Doric: Girls

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Simon: I want to be a caterpillar.

Edgin: Explain?

Simon: They eat a lot, sleep for awhile, then they wake up beautiful.

Edgin: Don't they have a two week lifespan?

Simon: That's another highlight.

Edgin: Simon NO-

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Edgin: We need to distract these guys.

Simon: Leave it to me.

Simon: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Holga & Doric: *immediately begin arguing*

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Edgin and Simon: *bursting into the room, panicked*

Doric:

Holga:

Holga: What happened?

Edgin: No one died..

Doric: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER-

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Doric: Why are Edgin and Holga sitting with their backs to each other?

Simon: They had a fight.

Doric: Then why are they holding hands?

Simon: They get sad when they fight.

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Simon: Pros and cons of dating me.

Simon: Pros. You’ll be the cute one.

Simon: Cons. Holy shit, where do I even begin—

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Holga: Someone will die...

Edgin: Of fun!

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Doric: Did it hurt when you fell-

Simon: From heaven? Aw th-

Doric: No I mean when you fell off your horse. I watched you fall and lay on the ground for ten minutes.

Simon:

Doric: We all saw.

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Holga: You four explain now.

Simon: It was Edgin.

Doric: It was Edgin.

Kira: It was Dad.

Edgin: It was Edgin.

Edgin:

Edgin: Ah, shit.

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Doric: I fell-

Simon: From heaven?

Doric: No, I literally fell-

Simon: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Doric: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Simon: Okay but do you think I'm handsome, be honest.

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Edgin: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Holga: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Simon: I got distracted half way through.

Doric: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.