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Lance: So we're agreed then?

Moordryd: Fine. A truce for now.

Lance, holding out hand for handshake: Truce!

Moordryd: *sighs with disgust and tries to shake his hand*

Lance, pulling his hand back: "Too slow! Hehehehehe!"

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Artha: Yeah! We'll get into The Academy Library, or die trying!

Parmon: No one's dying.

Artha: Not with that attitude.

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Kitt: I hope you're not about to do something stupid.

Artha: I hope you're not hoping too hard.

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Artha: The sign says “No Trespassing” but i’m allergic to the rules.

Lance: And dairy.

Artha: Wow, okay, just… expose me.

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I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Lance Penn

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You know those days where you’re like 'This might as well happen?'

Artha Penn, probably

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Some people give off a vibe. Right away they’re like “do not fuck with me”. My vibe is more like “hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologise to you”

Parmon Sean

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My father will be like “What do you think you’re doing?” But that just means stop.

Moordryd Paynn

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I’d ask what you’re up to, Moordryd, but then I realised: I don’t care.

Word Paynn

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Moordryd: Here’s a little advice: I don’t like you.

Parm: ...not so much ‘advice’ as it is a hurtful statement based on limited interaction...

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Artha: Kitt gave me a get better soon card.

Parm: That’s sweet.

Artha: No, I’m not sick. She just thinks I can do better.

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Artha: I didn't want to ruin your opinion of me. You guys put me up on a pedestal and think I'm perfect.

Kitt: No, no. No one thinks that.

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Artha: I thought you said this wasn't about winning.

Kitt: I did say that, so you would go slower and I would win, which is what happened.

Artha: You're just as competitive as I am!

Kitt: Absurd. I'm more competitive.

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You have the moral backbone of an eclair

Moordryd, to Cain

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Artha: And if Parm were here, I think he’d agree with me.

Parm: No I don’t.

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So… just to confirm, we’re all still definitely not dead.

Artha Penn

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Kitt: Subtlety is not your strong point, is it?

Artha: Hey, can't even spell the word.