jisung's loser

nct dream said these i swear

[incorrectdream]

jisung: hey, hyung. do you think pigeons have feelings?

renjun:

renjun: jisung, i'm going to give you one more chance to shut the hell up.

[incorrectdream]

jeno: what you're doing is illegal!

renjun: i'm not taking advice from you. you pronounce the 'g' in lasagna.

[incorrectdream]

donghyuck: omg go to sleep

jaemin: caffiene is running through my veins so no

[incorrectdream]

jeno: a theif

mark: a what

jeno: theif

mark: you mean thief?

jeno: theif

mark: i before e except after c

jeno: thceif

mark: no

[incorrectdream]

jisung: i put kiwi fruits on the egg trays a while ago then i heard renjun scream because he thought that the eggs grew fur.

[incorrectdream]

mark: i'm coming home are you guys decent

jeno: not morally but we all have clothes on if that's what you mean

[incorrectdream]

jaemin: why is the counter wet and sticky?

jisung: well-

jaemin: wet and sticky is very icky, sticky and wet makes mommy upset.

jisung: i don't know how to respond to that...

[incorrectdream]

jaemin to himself: look at that thing.

jaemin: [watches jisung struggle to tie his shoelaces]

jaemin: life is amazing.

[incorrectdream]

renjun to jisung: i'm too tired to slap you. bash your face on my palm, will ya?

[incorrectdream]

jisung: i don't know, i was reading this bible-

chenle: that's a mexican cook book.

jisung: hey, we can still learn from it.

[incorrectdream]

donghyuck: you have to decide!

jaemin: i tried! I even made a pros and cons list: renjun, good shoulder to cry on- jeno, good shoulders.

[incorrectdream]

jaemin: [pulls back shower curtain while jisung is showering]

jaemin: we're-- STOP SCREAMING, IT'S JUST ME-- we're out of ramen.

[incorrectdream]

jeno: fist me.

renjun: what the fu-

jeno: [holds out fist to fist bump]

renjun: right, that's what you- right okay god jesusfucking christ

[incorrectdream]

jisung: jaemin hyung!

jaemin: what, is there something wrong?

jisung: chenle got his head stuck in the stair railing...

jaemin:

jaemin: again?

[incorrectdream]

jisung: jaemin-hyung-

jaemin: my answer is yes.

jisung: i didn't even-

jaemin: still.

[incorrectdream]

jeno: [walks into kitchen] is something burning?

jaemin: just my burning desire for you

jeno: jaemin, the toaster's on fire

[incorrectdream]

[text]

renjun: okay, we're at the window, what do you want?

jisung: a burger.

renjun: they don't have any burgers.

jisung: burger.

renjun: jisung, we're at Taco Bell.

jisung: Quiero una burger.

renjun: the number of chances of me not trying to strangle you is about to go down to quiero uno if you don't answer properly you little fuck.