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Jisung: Everyone thinks you two are a couple.

Mark: That’s not true!

Jaemin: Everyone raise your hand if you thought Mark and Haechan are a couple!

NCT + nctzens: *raises their hands*

Mark:

Mark: Haechan put your hand down!

Jaemin: I don't think ever be ready to be a parent. I can't even kill a child, how do you expect me to raise a spider?

Jeno: Are you sure you worded that right?

Jaemin: Oh my god, fucked up.

Sion: First impressions are very important.

Yushi: *remembers that he used Papago to ask Sion to order him cheese balls in their first interaction*

Yushi: And yet you befriended me anyway.

Jaemin: hey

Jaemin: do you know what bees make?

Jeno: honey?

Jaemin: yes dear?

Chan: hey

Chan: do you know what bees make

Seungkwan: some stupid annoying sound

Seungkwan: what the fuck do you want?

[sets the kitchen on fire]

mark: shit, we need an adult

jisung: YOU ARE AN ADULT

mark, looking extremely horrified: oh, fuck

jisung: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET TAEYONG HYUNG

Jaemin: Would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million dollars?

Haechan: I’d roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

Jaemin, tearing up: I’m your best friend?

*Sm trying to recruit Taeyong*

Taeyong : So what will I get when I join your company?

Sm : For starters, We will give you a toast.

Haechan: We’ll take turns staying up. First Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: I don’t like that, let’s go alphabetically

Haechan: Ok, first Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: No wait let’s go by rank

Haechan: Ok, first Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: Wait Jisung out ranks me???

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