Incorrect Dumbing of Age Quotes

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Walky: I’m sorry for breaking your glasses.

Joyce: That’s fine, I’ve seen enough.

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Danny: You’re an idiot, I hope you know that.

Joe: Well you sure do tell me often enough.

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Robin: All men must choose between two paths.

Robin: Good is the path of honour, heroism, and nobility.

Robin: Evil… well, it’s just cooler.

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Sarah: How does one turn their emotions off?

Dina: Okay so first go to settings.

Dina: I'm an idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.

Sarah: No, I'm still willing to try this. Go ahead. Go to settings, what next.

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Dorothy: I gave you the key for emergencies

Joyce: Well, I had an emergency

Dorothy: Oh yeah? What was it?

Joyce: I missed you

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Sarah: If you have 10 cookies and I ask for 5, how many would you have left?

Joyce: None.

Sarah: Joyce, this is basic math-

Joyce: I would give them all to you because you're my friend!

Sarah, holding back tears: Disgusting. Absolutely repulsive. Get out of my room.

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Ten years ago...

Ethan: Why are you being so nice to me?

Amber: 'Cause I want to invest in your hotness.

Ethan: Thanks?

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Lucy: According to a scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world.

Walky: They obviously haven’t seen my patience.

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Mary: You know what would solve all of your problems?

Carla: Your death?

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Danny: Joe, can I ask you a question? You don't have to answer

Joe: Dan, you caught me one night sneaking out of the kitchen naked with cheese on toast in my mouth. We have no secrets. Ask your damn question

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Malaya: Hey Sal, how do I make a date more romantic?

Sal: Maybe try being more mysterious?

Later:

Marcie: Where are we going?

Malaya: None of your fucking business.

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Dorothy: I caught Joyce with alchohol yesterday

Becky: Did she say where she got it?

Dorothy: Yeah, her best friend

Becky, tearing up: She really said that?

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Hank: Love you, sweetie.

Joyce: Love you too, Dad.

Hank: More than Dorothy?

Joyce: Know your limits.

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Dina: Did you know jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains?

Sal: At last, a ray of hope for my brother.

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Robin: Are you on drugs?

Leslie: You and I both know that this job does not pay enough for me to have a drug problem.

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Danny: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Dorothy: Wasn’t Joe with you?

Joe: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.