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Nigel: How did you break your leg?
Emily: Do you see that cab?
Nigel: Yes.
Emily: I didn't.
Andy [about Miranda]: I see the red flags, I acknowledge they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
Emily: If a demon possessed me I'd just be like, "Sure, take it from here, good luck."
Andy: Em, are you okay? Emily: I told you to stop asking stupid questions.
Miranda after Andy threw her phone into the fountain
Andy: What's it called when you're so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn't feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore? Serena: Depersonalization. Nigel: Locking in. Emily: Thursday.
Emily: I’m alert even when there isn’t danger! That’s how locked in I am!
Andy: Em, that’s anxiety.
Emily: Everyone more pretentious than me is a poser and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine.
Serena: Help. I forgot the English word for this thing and Emily usually helps but she’s busy.
Andy: Okay? Maybe I can help?
Serena: The little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a house but sometimes it moves houses because it gets too big? What’s that called?
Andy: Hermit crab?
Serena: That’s the bitch!
Someone reblogged my post on DWP 2 in which I call them out on their heteronormativity bs, giving all these women husbands, and then proceeded to add nonsense in their hashtags, even saying Emily is obviously straight.
First of all, read the room. In this house, we stan the lesbians in DWP, if you can't see what they are, it's your damn problem, but don't you dare come to my account and call them straight.
Imagine seeing the scene in which Andy comes in wearing the Chanel boots, Serena has a gay panic, Emily gets jealous and you think that's straight behavior. You're a clown and a blind one 😂
Miranda: Emily, my coffee is flaccid. Emily: Sorry, Miranda. Emily: [internally] WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Andy: Em, when's your birthday? Emily: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Andy: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
Emily: What can therapy do for me that thirty minutes of screaming can't?
Miranda: I act as if I don't care if people dislike me, but deep down... Miranda: I secretly enjoy it.
Andy: There you are! Guess what time it is! Emily: Time for me to reply to your rhetorical prompt with a sarcastic quip?
Serena: Why don't you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. How about you do that? Emily: Good idea. Serena: Thank you. I have a lot of other good ideas as well. Emily: Such as? Serena: Have sex with me.
