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Robert: shit I think I left the eggs on the roof of the car Robert: *slams on brakes* Aaron: *tumbles off of roof* Robert: well at least it wasn’t the eggs

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Rebecca: You're addicted to conflict.

Chrissie: [looks down at wine bottle] Did they change the name?

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Rebecca: [standing outside of Chrissie’s room] Chrissie, we need to go! Come out!

Chrissie: I’m gay.

Rebecca: Not what I meant but I still support you.

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Aaron: There is only one thing worse than punching.

Aaron: *Removes paper slip over the word "Punching", revealing "Robert"* Boom.

Liv: *gasps* Robert.

Aaron: No.

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*Gabby gets separated from her friends at the mall*

Liv: *approaching a security guard* Excuse me? I lost my girlfriend. Could you help me find her?

S.Guard: Of course. What does she look like?

Liv: *crying* BEAUTIFUL

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Chrissie: Bex, don’t say a word.

Rebecca:

Rebecca: Fergalicious.

Chrissie: I said no words.

Rebecca: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

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Adam: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Vic: I don't know, how are yo-

Ross, from across the pub: I'm great, thanks.

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Liv: C'mon Aaron, I didn't drink that much last night!

Aaron: You were flirting with Gabby.

Liv: So what? She's my girlfriend.

Aaron: You asked if she was single... and you cried when she said she wasn't.

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Adam: Do you know why I called you in here?

Aaron: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Adam: *stops lighting romantic candles* Accidentally?

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Rebecca: Come on, let’s leave this pub before you do something else you’ll regret.

Chrissie: No, I don’t want to go home! They talk too much about feelings there.

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Lawrence: Look, in the end only you can decide what's right for you, and whatever decision it is, I'll stand by it.

Chrissie and Rebecca: Thanks, Dad.

Lawrence: Just remember, make the wrong decision, I'll never speak to you again and you'll burn in hell forever.

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Cain: I seem to have scraped my knees falling for you

Moira: ...

Moira: Good. Bleed.

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Nicola: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Nicola: Not you, Laurel. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

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Aaron: We’ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Liv: Probably Robert.

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Adam: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands.

Aaron: That's impos-

Adam: *cups Aaron's face*

Aaron: *blushing* I have a reputation.

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Chas: What kind of tea is this?

Aaron: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade