totally 101% correct ateez quotes

yet another (in)correct ateez blog or as i like to think, shit they must have said or will say at least once in their lives

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mingi: *stirring water in a pot* i'm making holy water

yeosang: how the fuck is this holy water?

mingi: i'm boiling the hell out of it

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wooyoung, talking on the phone: -okay, yes, bye daddy

wooyoung: *hangs up*

mingi: what did your dad say?

wooyoung:

wooyoung: that wasn't my dad

mingi:

mingi: well then shit

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san: oh hi, thanks for checking in, i'm ~still a piece of garbage~

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jongho: go fuck yourself

yeosang: fuck me yourself you coward

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jongho: you’re fake laughing too right?

seonghwa: oh the tears are real

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mingi: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

san: What the hell?!

mingi: Oh, sorry, my bad.

mingi, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

san, whispering: Of course, dude, what do you need?

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san: hey, did you happen to go to class?

seonghwa: i have *never* missed a class

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[after the rest of ateez go out]

seonghwa: looks like it’s going to be just you and me tonight

hongjoong, seductively: oh, really?

seonghwa: i was talking to my ice cream

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san: *looking at his coffee almost splashing through one side of the mug*

san: your table is, like, not straight

yeosang: well duh, it's me who bought it

san:

yeosang:

jongho: *screeching in agony somewhere in the distance*

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mingi: I'm getting a brain scan today.

jongho: To check if you have one?

mingi: Thank you so much for your concern and support

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kidnapper: We have your husband.

yeosang: Let me speak to him.

kidnapper: Go ahead, you're on speaker.

yeosang: Dumbass.

yeosang: [hangs up]

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wooyoung: you can't tie your shoes?

jongho: i can't tie my shoes but i can fuck your bitch

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seonghwa: *comes bursting through the door*

seonghwa: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER???

wooyoung: what does that even mean??

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should i reblog other ateez incorrect posts that i find hilarious or should i only post my own content?

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seonghwa: two shots of vodka

*pours, like, half the bottle*

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wooyoung: bitch you wanna fight??

san: yeah let's go!!

wooyoung: alright, come on, swing first!

san: no, you swing first

wooyoung: *all shy* no, you swing first, stoop

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yunho: *brings flowers*

yunho: hey babe, happy one year

mingi: *looks at him happy, but confused*

mingi: i'm 27