#source: stranger things

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Snape: [to the Order of the Phoenix] Remember when I said they wouldn't be stupid enough to break into the Department of Mysteries? I may have overestimated them.

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

*Y/N and Logan, arguing*

Wade: Why don’t you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?

Logan: *very much in love with her* WOAH-

Y/N: *very much in love with him* YOU ARE WAY OFF BASE, BUDDY

Wade: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!

Wade: *To Y/N* Yes, yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack!

Wade: *To Logan* And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt! Owie.

Wade: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes, and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!

[fabuloustrash05]

I’ve been meaning to make a meme edit of this audio for so long XD

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius, passing the skittles on the hall: Isn’t it past your bedtime? Regulus: Isn’t it time you died?

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: Silver lining, if this plan fails we both go down.

Jon: You die, I die.

Rhaegar, sad smiling: You die, I die.

[incorrectbadkidz]

Fabian: Commence Operation: Child Endangerment.

Riz: We are not calling it that.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Spite: Maybe. If we. Set this on fire. Lucanis: No, yeah. That's a "no."

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]

Omi: You... tricked me. Chase: Tricked you? No, I saved you.