"How can I communicate to wild bunnies that I am their ally"
-- Laby (Radiant Soul)
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@incorrectelswordquotes
"How can I communicate to wild bunnies that I am their ally"
-- Laby (Radiant Soul)
Immortal: People don't even say w00t anymore. Liberator: Nothing to w00t about, boss. Immortal: This sux00rz...
Lord Azoth (showing images of her alchemy blueprints): And this one's a horse mount with a DVD player on its back (circa Elrian Kingdom 300 BC) Gembliss: not a DVD player but actually something weirder: a Sunfire x4100 rack mount server! Prime Operator: Wild. Gembliss: Sorry, I have some kind of brain disease. I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower Lord Azoth: POINTS! Fatal Phantom: Is this the disk-horse everyone keeps talking about? Chevalier: Not unusual to see a horse and a Winchester. Rage Hearts: Finally, a portable DVD player Eternity Winner: Pictured - two horse powers! Lord Azoth: This beast has many functions Code Esencia: I don't get it. Shouldn't it be UNDER the horse since it is 0.9966026455 hp(M) - in other words, under 1 metric horsepower? Rune Master (mumbling): Could be mounting the horse...
"Adulthood is a scam I want to be a crow"
-- Raven Cronwell (Nova Imperator)
(yelling over club music) "I said Do you think we're ever truly forgiven?"
-- Ain (Opferung)
"i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week"
-- Ciel (Demonio)
Ain: You'll eat human flesh but you're all of a sudden against demon heart? I don't get it. Raven: Human flesh? Care to elaborate? Ain: I assume everyone is a cannibal here. Ara (clearly shocked): ... Fascinating assumption.
Comet Crusader: Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing? Opferung: Back when Goddess Ishmael was still listening...
"your lab coat is probably some boring color like white and nothing else. no hat? zero swag. you dont even have minio-i mean patients-praising you every minute. youre nothing"
-- Add (Overmind)
Lu: Fill yourself with hope! Elsword: But what about the war in Elrios? Lu: Like your dumbass could do anything about that! Elsword: Hey, I could do a little something! Lu: See! That's hope! Elsword: Hell yeah! Elsword: ... Elsword: Wait, that's not hope. That's spite!
Luto: Ever done anything with worms before? Elsword: What? Luto (dangling a live worm in his hand): Worm fun
"Deploying all our scientists to make the perfect burger!"
-- Add (Dominator) referring to himself and his Dynamo
"this too shall pass but the fuck was that for"
-- Noah Ebalon
Apsara: Um actually Aren is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs? Ran: what the fuck is on my teleprompter Karis: dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star. Apsara: ...I'll be a star
Pale Pilgrim: maybe if i just work harder and heal more people, this empty cup will pour again Sakra Devanam: maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill? Pale Pilgrim: maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in??? distinct sound of glass (Clamor) shattering in the distance
Silent Shadow: What's wrong? You barely hunger for revenge anymore. Clamor: Maybe there's something else we could do instead of focusing on the past? Silent Shadow: What the fuck. You talk?
Chung: I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend Elsword: fuck using eldritch as a description for things. let's start using shrimp instead. shrimp horror