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"I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done."

-- Rosso

#elsword #rosso #elsword rosso #npc #mod wt #source: awesomonster on twitter

Rune Master: The lion does not concern himself with orders or mod managers. The lion is going to raw dog this shit on vibes alone. Overmind: As the creator of a large mod with users in the hundreds of thousands, this physically pains me. Please tell me the lion does not submit a fucking bug report after doing this. Overmind (displays a screen with essays-long bug reports with his Dynamo): Please, the lion. Please. Twins Picaro: The lion is commenting on your Nasod mod about how buggy it is in conjunctions with 130 others mods including mods your mod is explicitly incompatibke with :3 Overmind (sobbing): Have mercy on me, the lion. Please.

#elsword #rune master #elsword rune master #add #elsword add #overmind #edward grenore #laby #elsword laby #twins picaro #mod wt #source: fadedintotheflowers #im keeping the typo its funnier

Chung: man I could really go for peach cobbler right now

Ara: don't you mean you could gobble a cobble

Chung: please stop talking

#elsword #mod rf #Chung #Ara #source: me

Ciel: Are you an introvert, extrovert, or an ambivert?

Lithia: I'm a pervert

#for rocks #elsword #ciel #luciel #elsword ciel #lithia #lithia beryl #elsword lithia #mod wt #source: @voidslits on bluesky

(pointing at Noah) "Diversity win! Your friend survived the lab accident and is now something distinctly nonhuman."

-- Laby

#elsword #laby #elsword laby #noah #noah ebalon #elsword noah #mod wt #source: danganronpa-textposts

Laby (texting Gaia): ik.. i'm eating my choccy muffin rn w my snickerdoodle latte Gaia: 🩷 Laby: don't let this fool you i would do well in a war Gaia: 😆

#elsword #laby #elsword laby #gaia #bellonde gaia #npc #mod wt #source: danganronpa-textposts

"How can I communicate to wild bunnies that I am their ally"

-- Laby (Radiant Soul)

#elsword #laby #elsword laby #radiant soul #elsword radiant soul #mod wt #source: danganronpa-textposts

Immortal: People don't even say w00t anymore. Liberator: Nothing to w00t about, boss. Immortal: This sux00rz...

#elsword #immortal #elsword immortal #noah #noah elsword #noah ebalon #liberator #elsword liberator #mod wt #source: cerastes

Lord Azoth (showing images of her alchemy blueprints): And this one's a horse mount with a DVD player on its back (circa Elrian Kingdom 300 BC)

Gembliss: not a DVD player but actually something weirder: a Sunfire x4100 rack mount server!

Prime Operator: Wild.

Gembliss: Sorry, I have some kind of brain disease.

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

Lord Azoth: POINTS!

Fatal Phantom: Is this the disk-horse everyone keeps talking about?

Chevalier: Not unusual to see a horse and a Winchester.

Rage Hearts: Finally, a portable DVD player

Eternity Winner: Pictured - two horse powers!

Lord Azoth: This beast has many functions

Code Esencia: I don't get it. Shouldn't it be UNDER the horse since it is 0.9966026455 hp(M) - in other words, under 1 metric horsepower?

Rune Master (mumbling): Could be mounting the horse...

"Adulthood is a scam I want to be a crow"

-- Raven Cronwell (Nova Imperator)

#elsword #raven cronwell #raven #elsword raven #nova imperator #mod wt #source: five-of-cr #same

(yelling over club music) "I said Do you think we're ever truly forgiven?"

-- Ain (Opferung)

#elsword #ain #ainchase ishmael #opferung #elsword ain #mod wt #source: five-of-cr #took me till queueing this post to realize i misspelled his class as “Opherung”

"i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week"

-- Ciel (Demonio)

#elsword #luciel #lu #ciel #lu and ciel #elsword ciel #demonio #elsword demonio #mod wt #i headcanon the man's trying to free himself from the torment that is (Diabla) Lu but he just simply Cannot Die #source: junk-thunder #self harm //

Ain: You'll eat human flesh but you're all of a sudden against demon heart? I don't get it. Raven: Human flesh? Care to elaborate? Ain: I assume everyone is a cannibal here. Ara (clearly shocked): ... Fascinating assumption.

#elsword #ain #ainchase ishmael #elsword ain #raven #raven cronwell #elsword raven #ara #elsword ara #ara haan #mod wt #source: qualitystart

Comet Crusader: Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing? Opferung: Back when Goddess Ishmael was still listening...

#elsword #chung #elsword chung #comet crusader #ain #elsword ain #opferung #mod wt #source: peanutpalace (deactivated)

"your lab coat is probably some boring color like white and nothing else. no hat? zero swag. you dont even have minio-i mean patients-praising you every minute. youre nothing"

-- Add (Overmind)

#the joke is that Overmind has a custom made lab coat with extra bells and whistles #totally nothing to do with what he does to his patients #elsword #add #elsword add #add overmind #overmind #mod wt #source: greenlabcoat

Lu: Fill yourself with hope! Elsword: But what about the war in Elrios? Lu: Like your dumbass could do anything about that! Elsword: Hey, I could do a little something! Lu: See! That's hope! Elsword: Hell yeah! Elsword: ... Elsword: Wait, that's not hope. That's spite!

#elsword #lu #elsword lu #luciel #mod wt #i took some creative liberties with this one #this was posted on my birthday btw -wt #source: buttpoems

Luto: Ever done anything with worms before? Elsword: What? Luto (dangling a live worm in his hand): Worm fun

#elsword #luto #npc #mod wt #source: confusedhostage

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