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"How can I communicate to wild bunnies that I am their ally"

-- Laby (Radiant Soul)

#elsword #laby #elsword laby #radiant soul #elsword radiant soul #mod wt #source: danganronpa-textposts

Immortal: People don't even say w00t anymore. Liberator: Nothing to w00t about, boss. Immortal: This sux00rz...

#elsword #immortal #elsword immortal #noah #noah elsword #noah ebalon #liberator #elsword liberator #mod wt #source: cerastes

Lord Azoth (showing images of her alchemy blueprints): And this one's a horse mount with a DVD player on its back (circa Elrian Kingdom 300 BC) Gembliss: not a DVD player but actually something weirder: a Sunfire x4100 rack mount server! Prime Operator: Wild. Gembliss: Sorry, I have some kind of brain disease. I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower Lord Azoth: POINTS! Fatal Phantom: Is this the disk-horse everyone keeps talking about? Chevalier: Not unusual to see a horse and a Winchester. Rage Hearts: Finally, a portable DVD player Eternity Winner: Pictured - two horse powers! Lord Azoth: This beast has many functions Code Esencia: I don't get it. Shouldn't it be UNDER the horse since it is 0.9966026455 hp(M) - in other words, under 1 metric horsepower? Rune Master (mumbling): Could be mounting the horse...

"Adulthood is a scam I want to be a crow"

-- Raven Cronwell (Nova Imperator)

#elsword #raven cronwell #raven #elsword raven #nova imperator #mod wt #source: five-of-cr #same

(yelling over club music) "I said Do you think we're ever truly forgiven?"

-- Ain (Opferung)

#elsword #ain #ainchase ishmael #opferung #elsword ain #mod wt #source: five-of-cr #took me till queueing this post to realize i misspelled his class as “Opherung”

"i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week"

-- Ciel (Demonio)

#elsword #luciel #lu #ciel #lu and ciel #elsword ciel #demonio #elsword demonio #mod wt #i headcanon the man's trying to free himself from the torment that is (Diabla) Lu but he just simply Cannot Die #source: junk-thunder #self harm //

Ain: You'll eat human flesh but you're all of a sudden against demon heart? I don't get it. Raven: Human flesh? Care to elaborate? Ain: I assume everyone is a cannibal here. Ara (clearly shocked): ... Fascinating assumption.

#elsword #ain #ainchase ishmael #elsword ain #raven #raven cronwell #elsword raven #ara #elsword ara #ara haan #mod wt #source: qualitystart

Comet Crusader: Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing? Opferung: Back when Goddess Ishmael was still listening...

#elsword #chung #elsword chung #comet crusader #ain #elsword ain #opferung #mod wt #source: peanutpalace (deactivated)

"your lab coat is probably some boring color like white and nothing else. no hat? zero swag. you dont even have minio-i mean patients-praising you every minute. youre nothing"

-- Add (Overmind)

#the joke is that Overmind has a custom made lab coat with extra bells and whistles #totally nothing to do with what he does to his patients #elsword #add #elsword add #add overmind #overmind #mod wt #source: greenlabcoat

Lu: Fill yourself with hope! Elsword: But what about the war in Elrios? Lu: Like your dumbass could do anything about that! Elsword: Hey, I could do a little something! Lu: See! That's hope! Elsword: Hell yeah! Elsword: ... Elsword: Wait, that's not hope. That's spite!

#elsword #lu #elsword lu #luciel #mod wt #i took some creative liberties with this one #this was posted on my birthday btw -wt #source: buttpoems

Luto: Ever done anything with worms before? Elsword: What? Luto (dangling a live worm in his hand): Worm fun

#elsword #luto #npc #mod wt #source: confusedhostage

"Deploying all our scientists to make the perfect burger!"

-- Add (Dominator) referring to himself and his Dynamo

#elsword #add #elsword add #dominator #add dominator #elsword dominator #mod wt #source: threedollarsdotcom

"this too shall pass but the fuck was that for"

-- Noah Ebalon

#elsword #noah ebalon #noah #noah elsword #mod wt #source: autistobrat

Apsara: Um actually Aren is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs? Ran: what the fuck is on my teleprompter Karis: dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star. Apsara: ...I'll be a star

#elsword #ara #ara haan #apsara #ran #aren #karis #elsword ran #elsword aren #elsword karis #npc #mod wt #source: mrsterlingeverything

Pale Pilgrim: maybe if i just work harder and heal more people, this empty cup will pour again Sakra Devanam: maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill? Pale Pilgrim: maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in??? distinct sound of glass (Clamor) shattering in the distance

#elsword #noah #pale pilgrim #elsword noah #ara #ara haan #sakra devanam #clamor #mod wt #source: asksloyxp #probably the saddest path story of the bunch imo #clamor DIED protecting his ass and he still insists on using moon power which he was conditioned to be allergic to AAAAAAAAA

Silent Shadow: What's wrong? You barely hunger for revenge anymore. Clamor: Maybe there's something else we could do instead of focusing on the past? Silent Shadow: What the fuck. You talk?

#elsword #noah #elsword noah #clamor #silent shadow #silent shadow elsword #npc #mod wt #source: pukicho #we are noah-posting

Chung: I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend Elsword: fuck using eldritch as a description for things. let's start using shrimp instead. shrimp horror

#elsword #chung #chung seiker #mod wt #source: jesspinwheel

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