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I sure wish the other nations were here. How am I supposed to prove my independence without their help?

- (insert nation here), dealing with literally any major problem ever.

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Urizen: We all thought you were dead. Where the hell were you?

Dawn: In a hospital.

Varushka: Are you okay?!

Dawn: No.

Varushka:

Urizen:

Urizen: Care to elaborate???

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Wintermark: What’s yours?

League: Phobia?

Wintermark: Yeah.

League: Manual labor, you know that.

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Navarr: The Druj! So glad you could make it. We were just about to play Twister. It involves me twisting your neck until it snaps.

Navarr: We were also going to play Snap.

Navarr: It has similar rules.

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Dawn: Who are you?

Valdreath: I’m you, but…

Valdreath: Uh

Valdreath: Um

Valdreath: S-Shut up!

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Tired of your computer running slow? Tired of losing files? Tired? Really tired? Exhausted? Desperate for one moment of true rest? Tired?

- Sunday Morning Monster Players

The League, probably: Your life lacks whimsy and your ass is flat!

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Marchers: Why is Dawn lying face-down on the floor?

Varushka: They took one of those ‘which Imperial Nation are you’ quizzes.

Marchers: And?

Varushka: They got you.

Marchers: lol

Dawn: *muffled* I DON’T CARE ABOUT CROP YIELDS!

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Urizen: Do you love us?

Wintermark: Of course I do! You guys are the best!

Varushka: More than mead?

Wintermark: Yes!

Navarr: More than Jotun honour battles?

Wintermark: Know your place.

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League: How did it feel, losing Spiral?

Urizen: How does it feel, being a little bitch?

League:

Highguard: They’ve got you there.

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The Empire: Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, that’s messed up. You know I’m not smart.

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Wintermark: It’s time to turn the Empire into a true capitalist hellscape!

League: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Highguard: Wait, have you not been paying taxes?

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*All Imperial historical records going up in a big massive inferno*

Nicovar The Mad: Let’s not get bogged down in who-did-what-to-who.

Isaella: Because you did all of it!

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Navarr: In the Black Plateau, there is no life at all. Not even on a cellular level. Urizen’s citizen count is the smallest living organism, for miles.

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Brass Coast: The Jotun have invaded through the Kahraman mountains!

Highguard: Oh no!

Highguard: *blows up a mountain*

Highguard: Anyway…

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Wintermark: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Navarr: *on the bottom bunk* Honestly, go fuck yourself.

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Empire Players: *Saturday Morning Battle* This next cup of coffee will fix me.

Players:

Players: This has made me worse.

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