I just want them to be happy

shitpost galore

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Molly, wearing Sylvies glasses: How do i look?

Sylvie, squinting: i have no clue.

[ask-dr-sylvester-ashling]

I could actually see this happening

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:00 this is amazing!

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Giovani: dont correct me!

Sylvie: dont be wrong.

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Mera: i prevented a murder today

Percy: thats impressive, how?

Mera: self control

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Molly, wearing Sylvies glasses: How do i look?

Sylvie, squinting: i have no clue.

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Percy: i dont want you getting involved, if something happens, report it to the police and leave it to us.

Zora: fine, where should i hand in my badge and gun?

Percy: WHEN DID YOU GET A BADGE AND GUN??

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Giovani: do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Sylvie: youre a hazard to society.

Molly: and a coward, do 20!

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Percy: youre very mature for your age

Molly: thanks! Its the trauma

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Molly: is there a mix between angry and sad?

Sylvie: malcontented, miserable, desola-

Giovani: smad

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Mera: apparently, it is frowned upon to yell shotgun while getting into a police car.

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Sylvie: sorry im late, I was... doing things

Giovani, slamming the door open: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Giovani: i lost Sylvie!

Molly: how did you loose Sylvie!?

Giovani: give me a break, hes like 2 inches tall!

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Giovani: we have fun, dont we Molly?

Molly: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE STRESSED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

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Molly: can you keep an eye on Gio? Hes going to say the wrong thing and get himself punched.

Sylvie: sure! Id love to see Giovani get punch!

Molly: try again...

Sylvie: i will stop Giovani from getting punched...

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Molly: are you inside the ceiling, giovani?

Giovani, from inside the ceiling: ..... No.....

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Sylvie: Giovami just made a group chat called 'giovanis surpise party' and then left.

Sylvie: im feeling a lot of emotions right now, but mostly respect

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Giovani: Smaller things are more vicious because theres less space for the anger to be stored in

Sylvie: impossible, give me one example.

Giovani: wasps

Molly: terriers

Giovani: you

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Percy: one day, you will have children-

Giovani: what are you talking about? I do have children

Percy: Molly and Sylvie dont count.

Giovani, slamming his hand down on the table: they are my chILDREN!