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The Stonewall Inn
EXPECTATIONS
$LAYYYTER
todays bird
Claire Keane
occasionally subtle
oozey mess
tannertan36
YOU ARE THE REASON
Xuebing Du
Noah Kahan
roma★
hello vonnie
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Doug Jones
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Ramona: I’ve invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.
Maddie, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Ramona:
Ramona: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I’m interested in whatever the fuck Knife Monopoly is.
Sparrow: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Raven: You’re a hazard to society.
Duchess: And a coward - do twenty.
Hunter: FOUR MONTHS.
Duchess: What’s wrong with him?
Ashlynn, suppressing giggles: It’s nothing, really…
Hunter: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!
Raven: Did you have to stab him?
Duchess: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
Raven: What did he say?
Duchess: “What are you gonna do, stab me?”
Raven:
Maddie, nodding: That’s fair.
Ramona: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I’ve forgotten something.
Cerise: You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.
Ramona: That was on purpose; try again.
Kitty, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: Get the fUCK out of my car.
Apple: So you wanna tell me what's going on? Briar: Is my distress that obvious? Apple: Briar, please don't take this the wrong way, but when you're quiet for even a second something's wrong.
Raven: So, what was your childhood like? Dexter: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at friendship level three to unlock. Raven: ...What level am I at? Dexter: ...Ten. So it all started when-
Maddie: My days of breaking into places and stealing things are over! What do you need me to do? Kitty: I need you to break into a place and steal some things. Maddie: Makes sense.
Kitty: *pulls a glass of water out of nowhere* Briar: Where did you get that? Kitty: My pocket. Briar: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?? Kitty: Skills.
Raven: You know what, fuck that little princess. Darling: I'm trying. Raven: What? Darling: What?
Dexter: There's a file on him. You guys don't read the files? Darling: We gotta get you a hobby, Dexter. Dexter: Reading files is my hobby.
Kitty, on MyChapter: ur ugly Cedar: tone indicator? Kitty: oh sorry! Kitty: ur ugly /srs
Cedar, sniffling: NOTHING'S EVER GONNA BE OKAY EVER AGAIN, THIS IS AWFUL! Raven: It's okay, Cedar, it's okay, calm down. Cedar: Don't tell me what to do. Raven: Cedar: Raven: Cedar: Sorry.
Apple: But what about Maddie? Raven: Oh, don't worry about her. Raven: I once saw her fall down five flights of stairs, stand up, and keep drinking her tea as if nothing had happened.
Maddie: I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like anyone else.
Daring: *whispers to lawyer* Lawyer: That is not relevant to the case. Daring: Just ask. Lawyer, sighing: Your honor, do you think he's cute? Be honest.