#hoid cosmere

[skieslitbystars]

“the beggar”, played by someone nobody’s ever heard of, is at the top of the Mistborn movie’s credits. everyone who knows explodes and everyone who doesn’t know is just really really confused

[disasterwriter]

the narrative style of tress of the emerald sea has some implications and I’m not sure which one is funnier. because it’s either

a) sanderson is fully capable of writing evocative descriptions and using gorgeous prose but just. chooses not to do that

b) he physically cannot do it unless he gets possessed by a little freak

or

c) this book was literally written by hoid and sanderson had nothing to do with it

[sirnoblesquid]

this was necessary

[p00lmaintenance]

Hoidmaxxing. Drew him in his new outfit from those animated promos. Brotherwise and Dragonsteel please please hire me for an animated anything.

also chat I know there are people who repost my stuff on Pinterest and that’s fine and all but PLEASE JUST CREDIT ME. I’m also on instagram under @/pool.maintenance.art

[cam-pteryx]

thats a lot to take in...

[stormingfemboy]

Hoid: I'm gonna tell you a story Kaladin

Kaladin: I'm busy right now

Hoid: It's called "Shrek"

Kaladin: Not interested.

Hoid: and every single villain in this story is a lighteyes

Kaladin:

Kaladin: ...keep going

[little-cute-pink-horrible-being]

Cosmere's like Where's Waldo, but Waldo periodically changes his hair colour and clothing and the only truly realiable thing is his fucking nose. In one picture Waldo has a beard. In another there a character who looks exactly like Waldo, but is actually Tolkien. Also, Waldo drew some of the pictures.

[humanfox030]

Hoid