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Jacob: so apparently the ‘bad vibes’ i’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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John: wow, great work on the halloween decorations. where did you get the fake skeletons?

Jacob: fake?

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Joseph: I am at a loss for words.

John, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, Joseph yelled at me for the next twenty-five minutes.

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Joseph: I’m in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.

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Jacob: I’m having - this is crazy, but I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something, you remember?

John: ...Yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life.

Jacob: Do you?

John: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?

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Pagan: Sabal, what do you want for Christmas?

Sabal: Revenge.

Pagan: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?

Sabal: Instruments of torture.

Pagan: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?

Sabal: A new tea kettle.

#merry christmas #even if im not very active x #far cry 4 #far cry #sabal #pagan min #video games

Ajay: Name four consonants.

Yogi: America, Europe, Mexico and The North Pole.

Ajay: Is that right?

Yogi: I don’t know.

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Wheaty: This is the worst day ever.

Eli: Is it because Tammy hid your vinyls?

Wheaty: No, because it’s a little humid-OF COURSE ITS BECAUSE TAMMY HID MY VINYLS

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Far Cry 5, ‘Walk Away’ (2018)

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*The Arms of An Angel starts playing*

Wheaty: Everyday....

Wheaty: ....I’m hustling...

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Staci: Hey, do you mind locking that door?

Jacob: Fuck your door.

Staci: YEAH FUCK MY DOOR DUDE, FUCK IT! I’M SO SORRY FOR ASKING.

#this isnt a ship thing #because thats fucking gross #just staci being a sarcastic bitch #far cry #far cry 5 #staci pratt #jacob seed #incorrect quotes #video games #video game quotes

Tracey: Someone will die.

Virgil: Of fun!

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John: Welcome back to the Joseph Seed hotline. Sir, you are live...

Nick: Yeah, Joseph Seed fucking su-

John: *terminates call*

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Hard day? Week? Month? Even though times are tough…

Nick Rye is proud of you for being strong!

#fuck yeah!!!!

Ajay: My heartbeat is at 125 beats per minute, is that good?

Reggie: If you’re at a rave, yes.

Yogi: Are you gonna pass out? Tell me if you are and I’ll get my phone out.

Ajay: To call an ambulance?

Yogi: No, to record it.

#no source just me and my family chatting shit #and i miss these idiots #@ubisoft you bought hurk back and not yogi and reggie? disgusting #far cry #far cry 4 #ajay ghale #yogi #reggie #incorrect quotes #video games #video game quotes

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