Incorrect Fushigi Yuugi

Because why not

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So I'm on Tumblr mobile and cant see the dates of when posts are made, but as of 05/21/19 are you active?

semi-active! some life stuff came up and I haven’t been updating, but I’ll get back to it. I honestly didn’t think this would be at all popular, so I’m a little...unprepared? I guess? XD anyway, I haven’t abandoned this!

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Nuriko: Since I'm going to be away for a while, I've left you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Nuriko: For instance, "Stop doing that" just applies to everything.

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Tasuki: Bad News: Miaka locked the keys inside the building.

Tasuki: Good News: we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Tasuki: Bad News: Miaka finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute boys.

Tasuki: Good News: a cute boy saw me do it.

Tasuki: Bad News: it was Chichiri, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

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Nuriko: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Miaka: I know this, and I love you.

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Tamahome: I would kill for you, Miaka.

Miaka: That’s not necessary.

Tamahome: Oh, that’s a relief, because I would do it, but it would weigh on me.

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Tasuki: Th'real treasures were th'memories we made along th'way.

Tamahome: I almost died.

Tasuki: Tha' was my fondest memory.

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Google: 10 minute walk

Mistutake, feeding all of the stray cats on his way: 30 minute walk

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Tasuki: How d'I politely tell someone I wanna hit their face wit'a brick several times?

Chichiri: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

Tasuki: [wipes away a tear] Tha' was poetry.

Tamahome: That was a cry for therapy from both of you.

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I feel like we could save a lot of time and lives if from now on we just assume that I am always right.

Nuriko

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Miaka: First impressions are very important.

Tamahome: But you married me anyway.

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Nakago: This castle is a disaster. We need to clean.

Soi: Who’s coming over?

Nakago: No one. We’re cleaning for ourselves.

Soi: But we already know we live like this.

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Miaka: Hey Yui! You look really good today!

Yui: Oh, uh, thanks-

Miaka: aPriL fOoLs!!

Yui: Oh.

Miaka: You look good EVERYday!!

Yui, softly: Oh

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Miaka: Do you want to grab dinner later tonight?

Tamahome: What, like a date?

Miaka:

Miaka: Tamahome, I don't know how much you drank last night to make you forget the last three or so months but let me fill you in: we're dating.

Tamahome: No, I know that! I just thought...

Miaka: What, we were going to have a casual night out? Drinks with your acquaintance? Friends night at the movies? Platonic-

Tamahome: Please stop.

Miaka: Fine, I'll see you later.

Tamahome:

Tamahome: So...it is a date right-

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Tasuki: I feel sad.

Chichiri: I have emotional jumper cables! I’ll boost you. Just attach like so…

Tasuki: This's jus'a hug.

Chichiri: Is it working?

Tasuki: ...Yeah.

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Tasuki: How ya feelin'?

Chichiri: 12 on the Keanu Mood Scale.

Tasuki: Fer th'last time, I got no fuckin' idea what that means.

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Miaka: You tricked me!

Nakago: No, I deceived you. 'Tricked' implies that we have a playful relationship.

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I don’t dress to impress. I dress to depress. I wanna look so good people hate themselves.

Nuriko, probably