Incorrect Garashir (with a side of Jiles)

Quotes from tumblr and various generators. I will credit where possible. Submissions welcome!

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Julian: You’re jealous. Miles: Jealous? Julian: That’s why you were being so negative about this. Miles: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

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Julian: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Garak! Garak: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare holoimager so I can record this.

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Garak: You might not know this, Julian, but I am a flawed person. Julian: I do know that.

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Julian: Do you think sex without love is a sin? Garak: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

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Garak: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

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Garak: "What are you into?" is such a broad question dear Doctor, would you like me to reply with a series of novels, or choking?

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Garak: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Garak: JULIAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Garak: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

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Odo: Do you have ANY idea what’s going on outside?! Quark: Judging by your outrage, I’d guess someone’s having fun?

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Miles: You saved me! Why? Garak: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Garak: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Julian: All the time. Garak: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Quark: I would do anything for money. *later* Quark, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

[kylebonallo]

Kilchurn Castle by Kyle Bonallo (ig: @kylebonallo)

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Garak: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page. Garak: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”. Julian: That’s not even clever.

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Garak: I don't dab. I stab.

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Garak: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights Odo!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Julian: *in the cell next to him* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.