such a shame this show only got one season

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Yaz: Alright, so... if everyone is done being stupid...

Kazu: (I had more, but you go ahead.)

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Kazu: FOUR MONTHS!! 

Yaz: What’s he talking about? 

Val/entina: It’s really not that big of a deal 

Kazu: FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!

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Kazu: (Let's all get a drink to celebrate!)

Yaz: Cammie's underage.

Kazu: (Oh, right.)

Kazu: (Here's a silly straw.)

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Kazu: Hey, my eyes are up here.

Val: Hush, I'm reading your subtitles.

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Chase: Trust me on this.

Chase: I've made hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them has ever gotten me killed!

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Val/entina: Are you blackmailing us?!

Holcroft: Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion."

Holcroft: The 'x' makes it sound cool.

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Kazu: (You know what? You're in time out. Get on top of the fridge.)

Cammie, climbing onto the fridge: This place is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

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Dr. Weller: Thank you for agreeing to see me, ma'am.

Colonel Marin: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.

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Yaz: You could have died!

Chase: Yeah, but what a way to go, right? "Live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse," is what I say.

Yaz: You should say something else.

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Kazu: (When you're in a situation like that, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, Kazu. Act.")

Val/entina: So you weren't thinking.

Kazu: (Not at all.)

Kazu: (I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.)

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Cammie: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and coconut oil is made from coconuts, so baby oil—

Yaz: Can't we just have a normal family dinner for once?

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Cammie: Lemme hit you with this one. Dog drugs. Now these are drugs that dogs can take.

Chase: Like prescription drugs? ‘Cause that exists.

Cammie: No, my friend. Party drugs.

Val/entina: Party drugs for dog parties?

Cammie: Whenever dogs wanna get lit!

Chase: Which, as we all know, is always.

Cammie: I need three hundred million dollars for dog drugs.

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Yaz: There's only one thing worse than dying.

Yaz (rips off paper to reveal "Cammie dying"): Boom.

Cammie (nodding): "Cammie."

Everyone: NO—

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Kazu: (I worked at the same video store twice and I can say-)

Val/entina: Wait. Hold on. What happened there?

Kazu: (Now listen, the first time I left on MY terms!)

Val/entina: And the second time?

Kazu: (...The second time I stole a copy of Fight Club and got caught. Which seemed like a very Tyler Durden thing to do, in my defense.)

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Val/entina: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but we simply don't have time to hear about Chase’s sordid romantic past.

Cammie: What have you become?

Val/entina: A hero in a time of crisis!

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Val/entina: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Cammie: Heck!

Val/entina: You're on thin fucking ice-

Val/entina: Oh no.

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Chase: So there are approximately 200 enemy soldiers in our base… which is a cool thing…

Cammie: Hey, I just had an interesting thought.

Chase: Yeah?

Cammie: Actually, fuck this.