"incorrect gentleman jack quotes"

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Anne: What am I allergic to?

Marian: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.

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Marian: What's your favorite color?

Anne: Ann.

Anne: Wait, what was the question?

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Anne: Can you turn on the lights, please?

Ann: I don't have to. You're the only light in my life that I need.

Anne: Honey, I can't see.

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Anne: I drink to forget.

Ann: You're drinking soda, babe.

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Ann: That doughnut was so good I feel like I just cheated on you.

Anne: Yeah I heard the moaning.

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Anne: *pointing at Ann* This is my ex-girlfriend.

Ann: Stop calling me like that.

Ann: I am her WIFE.

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Marian: Aren't you gay?

Anne: I like how you imply that I've done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

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Ann: *sees Anne for the first time*

Anne: Hi there!

Ann:

Anne: Miss Walker?

Ann:

Anne: What's happening?

Marian: Syntax Error.

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Anne: How is the most beautiful woman on earth doing?

Ann: I don't know, how are you?

Anne: *voice cracking* I'm fine.

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Ann: Why are you looking at me like that?

Anne: Like what?

Ann: Like I'm your everything.

Anne: I don't know how else to look at you.

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Mr. Ainsworth, talking to Ann: I think I could make you very happy.

Anne: Why? Are you leaving?

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Ann: What am I gonna do while you're gone?

Anne: I don't know, what do you normally do when I'm gone?

Ann: Wait for you to get back.

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Ann: You don't think I'm a bad person?

Anne: No. Actually I thought that you were perfect. But it's really nice to see that you have problems too.

Ann: Thank you.

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"I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color."

- Anne Lister

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Anne: You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, Ann, but that's an insult to me.

Anne: I know about you.

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Ann: You're staring.

Anne: I'm gazing.

Ann: It's creepy.

Anne: It's romantic.

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Anne: You know, Marian. I don't actually believe in love at first sight, *looks at Ann* but god damn.