Incorrect Ghostbusters Quotes

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Walter: Roberta Elisabeth Peck, clean up your room this instant.

Roberta: I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!

Walter: ...

Walter: Fair enough.

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How Peter's TV show got greenlit

Temp: Should we escort him off the lot?

Network Executive: That man is a self-centered attention hog with no regard for human decency.

[...]

Network Executive: Get him on TV!

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Peter: Remember, the only people we can trust with this information are in this room.

Ray: And Willow. We can trust Willow. We share a life; I tell her everything.

Peter: Fine. The people in this room, and Willow.

Ray: Willow’s mom also knows, but she's in a coma, dead any second. We're good.

Peter: Okay…

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Okay, so I remembered that I did a poll back in October about whether it would be okay if I included my OCs (such as Cathleen, who is Egon's wife and Callie's mother in my headcanon, featured in my fanfic, I Want To Know Your Story on AO3)? Well, I saw that there was an overwhelmingly positive response to the idea, and I will do it.

Here is the tag on my main where all of my OCs will be under. I look forward to featuring them in the future!

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Ray: I wanna be wanted, in a romantic way! Like I’m at a train station in the rain and someone shouts “RAY! Don’t get on that train, it’s going to London and I can’t live without you!!”

Peter: Stantzy… that’s a rom com.

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Janine: I know everything about you motherfuckers at this point.

Janine: (points to Louis) That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you guys sleep.

Janine: (points to Ray) Dr. Stantz here is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everyone else's problems except his own.

Janine: (points to Peter) This one judges everyone and anything because he hates himself.

Janine: (points to Slimer) And Slimer? You don't even want to know what his deal is.

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Would anyone like it if I did some incorrect quotes with my OCs?

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Voting ended onOct 25, 2025

You can view some of my OCs here (I don't have all of their pages up yet).

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Ray, talking to a reporter shadowing him: I mean, I know it's not a perfect workplace, but we love each other here.

[A loud crash is heard, followed by the sounds of Peter and Janine trying to kill each other]

Ray: Excuse me. I have to go stop the love.

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Lucky: Y'all see that movie Pacific Rim where Idris Elba fights the kaiju? Now that's science. You know what's iffy though? Pigeons.

Phoebe: Wait-

Callie: While we're here, I'm not sure I believe the moon landing happened.

Podcast: I don't believe in the moon.

Lars: I believe that gluten intolerance is just internalized white guilt.

Podcast: Gluten isn't real.

Lucky: Stevie Wonder ain't blind.

Gary: You know, John Ritter isn't de--

Phoebe: Enough!

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Peter: If you're going to do something wrong, do it right!

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Peck: (whispering) I don't like you.

Peter: (whispering) I'll get over it.

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Ray: Wait, no, that's actually a really good idea. If we all contribute a little bit of money every month, we could create our own health fund.

Peter: (gasps) Oh, my God. Ray. That's amazing.

Ray: (surprised, but loving it) Right?

Peter: You just did it. You… You solved healthcare. I mean… Okay. So many brilliant minds have tried before you and they couldn't, and then here you are…

Ray: (realizes that Peter's being sarcastic) Okay. (walks away)

Peter: Stantzy, where are you going? Together, we could solve immigration!

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Phoebe: What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad?

Everyone: ...

Peter: I'm afraid to ask.

Phoebe: I don't know, but my dad says it was a mistake.

Everyone: ...

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(At Janine's birthday party)

Egon: It's a drinking game. Get a question wrong and take a shot. Oh, and the questions? They're all about Janine.

Ray: But none of us know anything about Janine.

Janine: Everyone's about to get real hammered.

(LATER)

Janine: What is my favorite soup?

Egon: (holding dry-erase board with his answer) Chicken noodle!

Peter: (holding up board) Potato leek!

Ray: (holding up board) Corn frickin' noodle!

(Ray looks at his board)

Ray: Oh, I meant chowder. Dammit!

Janine: You're all wrong. I've never had soup.

Peter: Don't bother, they all suck!

Janine: Drink!

(everyone, including Janine, slam down a shot)

(Later)

Egon: Battle axe!

Ray: Upper cut!

Peter: Disembowelment!

Janine: Guys, I was a baby. My first word was Dada. Drink!

(Later)

Egon: (holds up board that says "NO")

Ray: (holds up board with four lines of just the word "NO")

Peter: (holds up board that shows he drunkenly mispelled "NOPE," crossed it out instead of erasing it, and simply has an X to indicate a negative response)

Janine: WRONG! I can totally do a handstand!

(She flips down onto the floor by her hands, accidentally knocking something off the wall. Egon especially looks impressed)

Janine: TOLD YA!

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Ray: It'll cheer Egon up. He'll be over the moon! He may even lean back in his chair and nod slightly.

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Egon: I’m sorry! It was a knee-jerk response!

Peck: WHO LUNGES FOR SOMEONE'S THROAT AS A KNEE-JERK REACTION?!

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(The Ghostbusters get a call from a restaurant, and Egon and Janine had to go in disguised as a couple to keep the ghosts from suspecting anything)

Ray: So how was the restaurant?

Janine: SUCH A NORMAL TIME!

Ray: Why are you being weird?

Egon: Janine and I kissed.

Ray: WHAAAAAAAT?!

Janine: To keep our cover from being blown; we didn't have a choice.

Ray: Tell me EVERYTHING!!!

Egon: Ray, it was just a kiss, okay? It was for work. It was nothing.

Peter: Yeah, who cares about a kiss? Call me if you grab each other's asses.