We're a bunch of weirdos

This is just a shitposting blog for the podcast Goblets and Gays.

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Jaden: Don't worry, they'll never know what delipidated them.

Tori: I think you just misused a word, but I don't know what that means.

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Sohpie: Truth or dare?

Ivy: truth.

Sophie: How many hours have you slept this week?

Ivy: Dare.

Sophie: Go to sleep.

Ivy: I don't like this game

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Jeff: Just tell her 'you're beautiful'.

Natalie: Good idea.

*turns to Maeve*

Natalie: I'm beautiful.

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Jeff: Do you want to talk about your feelings Maeve?

Maeve: Nope.

Natalie: I do!

Jeff: I know, Nat.

Natalie: I'm depressed.

Jeff: I know, Nat.

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Marlene: *Gets caught up in the mystery*

Marlene: This is insane!

Maxwell: You call it insane, we call it Thursday.

Marlene: It's Tuesday.

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Maeve: *Pulls out a knife*

Jeff: Oh no.

Maeve: *Opens a box with it*

Jeff: Oh okay.

Maeve: *Pulls a gun out of the box*

Jeff: Oh no!

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Maeve: Natalie, why are you lying on the floor?

Natalie: I have depression.

Natalie: I was also stabbed.

Maeve: WTF

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Daisy: Truth or dare?

Maxwell: Truth.

Daisy: How many hours have you slept this week?

Maxwell: Dare.

Daisy: Go to sleep.

Maxwell: I don't like this game.

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Jeff: There is no such thing as a stupid question.

Natalie: what’s in mango salsa?

Jeff: I stand corrected.

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Monster of the week meme dump 2

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Monster of the week meme dump 1

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Maeve: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Natalie: All the time!

Maeve: Then you should be used to it by now!

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Maeve: Daisy is off on a hike, so Maxwell and I are going to cut all the sleeves off our shirts.

Jeff: Why?

Maeve: Daisy is pretty much 85% of our impulse control.

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Natalie: Has anyone seen Maxwell?

Maxwell: *From the vent above* Present.

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Maeve: What's wrong with you?

Natalie: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self esteem, a lack of parental affection, and a genetic perdispostion to anxiety and depression.

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Jeff: What is going on?

Daisy: It would take hours to explain the psychology of this. So I'll break it down in simple terms.

Daisy: *points at Maeve* Dynamite.

Daisy: *points at Maxwell* Kid with matches.

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Daisy: *reading fortune cookie* If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Maxwell: *mouth full of takeout* Kill two.