incorrect gorillaz quotes

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2d: what seems to be the problem officer?

police officer: please get out of my car

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interviewer: and murdoc, can you tell us about your family?

murdoc: yes, i have one.

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murdoc: i like your pants

2d: thanks, i got them 50% off

murdoc: id like then better 100% off

2d: muds, they can't just give away clothes for free

murdoc:

2d: that's a terrible way to run a business

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2d, holding a big box: what would you say if i came home with an entire colony of bees

russel:

russel: whats in the box

2d:

russel: 2d, whats in the box

2d, as the box buzzes: answer the question faster

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isn't that that green dude from the monkeys band

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murdoc: i have a really good memory, name one time i forgot something

2d: you forgot me at the gas station once

murdoc: that was on purpose, try again

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2d: small creatures are more vicious because they have less space to keep their anger

russel: that's stupid, name one example

2d: spider

noodle: wasps

murdoc: scorpion

2d: murdoc

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(i haven't posted for the rest of their birthdays, sorry but..) happy birthday to this satanic green man!!! 🤍

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murdoc: hello everybody, today my band mate called me short so i'm starting a kickstarter to put her down

murdoc: benefits of killing her would be i get bullied way less

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murdoc, dropping 2d off at the airport: have a safe flight

2d: i don't have a say in that really

murdoc: okay, die then

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2d: if me and murdoc were drowning, who would you save?

russel: you two can't swim?

murdoc: it's a hypothetical question, who would you save?

russel: my time and effort

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interviewer: 2d, a fan wants to know if you have any relationship advice?

2d: well, it's good to remember that a good romance starts with a good friendship

murdoc: and a bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la"

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2d, playing with murdoc's hair: you're so cute :)

murdoc, head in 2d's lap and half asleep: i could literally beat you up right now

2d, softly: i know :)

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noodle: can we talk about the company wide email you just sent out?

murdoc: it's a critical update

2d: it just says "i'm back on my bullshit"

murdoc: people need to know

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russel: truth or dare?

2d: truth

russel: how many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week?

2d: dare

russel: go to sleep

2d: i no longer enjoy this game

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murdoc: man blowjobs sure are a mouthful

noodle: dude that joke was hard to swallow

2d: penis

murdoc: thanks for contributing

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interviewer: mr.niccals, how about releasing your phone number to the fans so they can ask questions as well?

murdoc, visibly texting: i don't have a phone, sorry