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Have you seen my son? He’s about this tall clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk

 King Roar about Sky, probably

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Saf: I wasn't that drunk last night.

Bitterblue: You were flirting with me.

Saf: You're my girlfriend, that's not weird!

Bitterblue: You asked if i was single. And when I said I wasn't, you started crying.

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Katsa: First impressions are very important

Po: But you married me anyways

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Bitterblue: Whose hand is on my ass?

Saf: Sorry, it’s an accident.

Bitterblue: It’s still there!

Saf: It’s still an accident!

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Katsa: i’ve got good news, you see there’s no need to wonder where your god is, cause she’s right here!

Katsa: *whispering* and she’s fresh out of mercy

Giddon: *weeping fearfully*

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Nash: my men don't even know the meaning of surrender!

Musa: But we're willing to learn!

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Bitterblue: i’m going for a walk.

Saf: it’s dangerous to go alone, take this.

Saf: *gently pushes Teddy in her direction and walks away*

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Garan: What? What plan?

Brigan: I'm not telling you.

Garan: Why not?

Brigan: Because you won't like it.

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Fire *to Leck*: Ah really sorry. I meant to say stop, but I punched you instead.

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King Ror: This is the best day of my life!

Sky: You have seven kids, father.

King Ror: I SAID WHAT I SAID!

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Don’t bring a bow to a knife fight? Don’t bring a knife to a knife fight! Why do you keep going to knife fights? STOP GOING TO KNIFE FIGHTS!

Clara

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Al: Love is a very complex emotion, Katsa. You can be very close to someone one minute and the next minute, why, you just want to strangle them! Do you understand?

Katsa: I’m familiar with the urge to strangle, yes.

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Bitterblue: [going out to meet Saf]

Katsa: Where are you going this late at night?

Bitterblue, sweating: The . . . Uh, kitchen.

Katsa: Make sure the "kitchen" uses a condom.

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Teddy: So, I have some news.

Bitterblue: What happened this time?

Teddy: Well, remember when you told Saf not to burn down the class?

Bitterblue: He burned down the class.

Saf: WE PUT THE FIRE OUT! THIS IS A SUCCESS STORY!

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Katsa: I'm cold

Po: Here, have my jacket

Saf: Hey, I'm cold too

Bitterblue: What? *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piles scarves on Bitterblue* I fucking have to make sure you don't fucking FREEZE to death but you’re fucking allergic to shirts so what the fuck did I expect and *takes somebody else's hat* how fucking long have you been cold you piece of shit you should've said something sooner shitty hair

Saf: I have the best girlfriend

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Nash, probably, at 3 AM: do you think that blind people can see their dreams?

Brigan, probably, from beside him: then what language do deaf people dream in?

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Katsa: I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.

Giddon: Hey, Katsa, you need help with anything?

Katsa: No, we’re good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early.