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Joe: We should have been together.

Ox: I know. We could be so great. You and I.

Kelly: Good lord. You're just on different teams for Charades.

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Gordo: hey so um. do you want to go get lunch?

Mark: no thanks i already ate with dale but what do you want?

Gordo:

Gordo, tears in his eyes: loyalty

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carter: hey, jessie, can I get a sip of that water?

jessie: it’s not water.

carter: vodka? I like your style.

jessie: it’s vinegar.

carter: w-what?

jessie: it’s vinegar, pussy.

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Elizabeth: *breathes*

Thomas, proudly:

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Joe: What’s for tonight’s dinner?

Carter: Tonight I’m serving looks.

Kelly: *slams fists on the table* WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN THREE DAYS

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carter: take me to art museums and make out with me.

timber: but they said not to touch the masterpieces

carter: well,,, somebody’s gotta pin the artwork on the wall.

[later]

kelly: WOULD YOU TWO STOP FUCK IN THE STUDIO?!

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Mark and Gordo: *almost kiss*

Ox: “Hey guys, do you–Gordo, stop screaming, it’s me– Do you guys wanna join us and hear my plan?”

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Ox: I have no soul. Have a nice day! : )

Gordo: I don’t have one either.

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Mark: What is your work out routine?

Gordo: Does running out of fucks to give counts as a work out routine?

[gcsdiscord]

Gordo: I don't need a right hand when you're my right hand man, bro

Ox: Bro... Your hand though

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Gordo: Bro, it’s just a hand and you’re my world.

Ox: Bro...

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Carter: Hi-

Timber wolf: I would die for you

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Robbie: Hey.

Kelly: Hey.

Robbie: I can’t sleep.

Kelly: I can. Goodnight.

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Gordo: I’m dumb-sexual. I’m attracted to dumbass and dumbasses.

Mark: Hey, Gordo, what color is the Pink Panther again?

Gordo, already taking his clothes off: You are so fucking dumb.

Credit: @diykevinday

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Elizabeth: I’m morosexual. I’m attracted just to morons.

Thomas: We have to leave Gordo behind.

Elizabeth, already taking her clothes off: Thomas, you’re such a moron.

Credit: @hoexnard

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Kelly: I hope that when you’re going to purpose to me that you keep it simple.

Robbie *nervous laughter*: Of course, I will.

Robbie *texting the band*: ABORT, ABORT

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Elizabeth: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Gordo: I’m a gay witch, I don’t have time to spoon any-

Mark *shouting from the living room*: HE’S THE LITTLE SPOON!

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Gordo: I don’t have feelings for Mark.

Elizabeth: I can hear your heartbeat. You’re-

Gordo: