Incorrect Guns N Roses Quotes

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Axl: I have to prepare for my interview.

Izzy: All right. You gonna go think up some good things to say to them?

Axl: No, Izzy, I’m gonna focus on what’s important: picking out an outfit.

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Axl: If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on the roof.

Duff: Hey, I don’t want you going up there to smoke pot.

Axl: Oh, I’m not. I’m going to throw myself off it.

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*Axl trips, and the Christmas tree falls over*

Axl: Ho ho holy shit!

Duff: And to all a good night.

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Izzy: When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Axl: That’s a genius move.

Izzy: Thank you.

Axl: You’re welcome, Isaac.

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Duff: Name a way to be nice to others.

Axl: Don’t kill them.

Duff: ...Setting the bar a little low but I’ll allow it.

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Slash, stroking Axl’s head: You’re so adorable.

Axl, half asleep: I could kick you ass right now.

Slash: I know.

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Izzy: Did you have dinner?

Duff: I had a salad.

Duff: It was actually a fruit salad.

Duff: Well, it was mostly grapes.

Duff: Okay, it was all grapes.

Duff: Fermented grapes.

Izzy: ...

Duff: It was wine.

Duff: I had wine for dinner.

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Izzy: You keep talking like that, I’m gonna put my foot somewhere its not supposed to be.

Axl: And I’m supposed to guess where that is?

Duff, from another room: Your ass!

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Duff: Hello Axl, make anyone cry today?

Axl: Sadly no, but it’s only 4:30.

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Steven: I’m quick at math.

Duff: Okay, what’s 23 times 74?

Steven: 35.

Duff: That’s not even close.

Steven: But it was quick.

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Axl: So, are we still in a fight?

Izzy: Are you still a asshole?

Axl: I don’t think so.

Izzy: Well, then I guess we’re Ok.

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Axl: Why are you looking at me like this is my fault? 

Slash: Because it is your fault. 

Axl: Yeah, you're probably right. 

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Axl, after a guy insulted him: If I were a better person, I’d ignore him and get on with my life. But I’m not.

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Izzy, after trying to make a deal with Duff: Do we have a deal?

Duff: No! No, no, no, no! Did I mention no?

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*Axl and Duff have been arrested*

Axl: You’re supposed to say “you have the right to remain silent!” No one said I have the right to remain silent!

Duff: Axl, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

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Slash: Let’s rest up for tomorrow.

Steven: Why? What are we doing tomorrow?

Slash: Napping all day if I have anything to say about it.