DANGANRONPA THH

incorrect quotes blog for danganronpa: trigger happy havoc (and related peeps!) sideblog. submissions/requests open. and yes i do realize im getting into this fandom way too late.

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Monokuma [about Mondo’s execution]: No, it’s funny!

Taka: How?

Monokuma: Uh, well– oh geez, I’m breaking character. Wait, wait, wait– I wrote some jokes! “Why did Taka throw Mondo out the window?”

Hiro [looks at Taka, confused]: You did what?

Monokuma: To see a butter-fly!

Taka [distressed]: I never did that! Headmaster, are you telling lies?!

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Hina: Makoto, I don't think you get it, yet. You're the Ultimate Hope. Everyone wants you. You're like the hot girl that every guy wants.

Makoto [confused]: The hot girl?

Hina: You are the hottest girl! [Hina leaves just as Hiro joins them]

Hiro [confused]: ...What?

Makoto: I'm the hot girl?

Hiro: ...Yes, you are.

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I will do a lot of things, but admitting I’m cold to Taka after he told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them.

Mondo Owada

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Let me explain to you what a bitch is: Being In Total Control of Herself

Celeste Ludenberg

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Mondo: Taka, tell Togami where he can stick his grapes.

Taka: In the fridge!

Mondo: No, Taka.

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Makoto: Um, no, no. You’re supposed to say, “Wow. That’s just crazy enough to work.”

Kyoko: Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre machinations.

Hina: That’s his superpower.

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Hina: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Sakura: Believe me, I've thought about it.

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Celeste: Well, you know what they say.

Celeste: The french word for bread is pain.

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Byakuya: Bad mood? I'm sorry, have I not been bursting into song enough for you lately? Would you like me to click my heels together or skip like a child?

Hina: Yes, to all of that.

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Mukuro: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?

Junko: At the hands of your twin sister?

Mukuro: In an accident!

Junko: That’s how I’m gonna make it look.

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Hiro: You’re not programmed to feel joy.

Celeste: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Hiro: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.

Celeste: Yes, I know.

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Kyoko: I can’t believe you left Makoto alone!

Hiro: He’ll be fine. He’s the Ultimate Hope.

Kyoko: That’s just what he’s called, doesn’t mean he actually knows what he’s doing!

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Junko: Today is the day we reveal to the whole world the existence of the "League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness!"

Mukuro: You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?

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Makoto [getting ready to leave]: I gotta go.

Kyoko: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Makoto: Uh... [looks confused, then kisses Kyoko’s forehead and starts to leave]

Kyoko: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Hiro: Have you ever been in Celeste’s room before?

Hifumi: Once.

Hiro: And?

Hifumi: She pushed me out the window and told Monokuma I fell.

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Sakura: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Hina [mouth full of food]: No...

Sakura: Then what's that on your pants?

Hina: That's cocaine.

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Ah, Makoto Naegi, what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED.

Monokuma