Incorrect Hey Arnold! Quotes

Things the Hey Arnold! charcters PROBABLY have said at some point.

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Family was always an F-word to me.

Helga

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Grandpa: Someone get this piece of trash out of the living room! Ernie, to Oskar: You heard him, move it.

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The holidays always make me want to deck something...but it ain't the halls!

Helga

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My house is haunted because my family lives there.

Helga

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Grandpa: I tripped on that loose floorboard. This whole house is falling apart! Grandpa: I'm going to hire a handyman. I'm getting rid of everything around here that doesn't work. Oskar: I am NOT leaving.

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The short man asked me to hold his ice cream without eating any and I was like, I love you kid but some lessons you have to learn the hard way.

Grandpa

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Helga: Okay no offense but SOME of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill!

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Miriam: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Miriam: *upends the bottle*

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Cual es tu personaje favorito🤭

Helga!

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Curly: I want a closed casket funeral and someone playing “pop goes the weasel” very slowly. Will my body open the casket at the end? I don’t know. Neither will you. Gerald: Wow, let’s not do that.

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Suzie, to Oskar: Here's your soup. I made it special. *the alphabet soup spells "GET A JOB"*

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You ever hear how mom and dad introduce us to people? 'This is our daughter Olga. And this is our other daughter, Olga's sister.' Should have just had you and bought a dog!

Helga, to Olga

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Phoebe: *about Helga* Such a tough facade. All to hide the fragile little girl underneath.

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You can’t save the world but you can save some bugs which is pretty cool and also important.

Nadine

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So what if I'm in love with you? Mind your own business!

Helga, to Arnold

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Helga: *praying* Please take care of Arnold, I beg you! Otherwise Hey Arnold! will be cancelled and I'll have to work on some cartoon comic book show!

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Eugene: Nothing bad has happened today! Eugene: Eugene: I probably shouldn't have said that. Helga: Here come the locusts.