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Peeta Mellark: Is this great, or what? We’re going to live off what nature sends our way. See that stream? That’s our drinking water! See those berries? That’s our breakfast!

Katniss Everdeen: See that skeleton? That’s our future.

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“My self-esteem is never anywhere good. I’m either like ‘Preteen at her Bat Mitzvah disassociating doing Greased Lightning choreography’ or I’m on the way to the DMV to change the occupation on my driver’s license to 'Queer Icon’”

Joanna Mason

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Gale: I’m not fucking confused!

Katniss: Yeah, you’re not confused. You’re just fucking in love with me!

Gale: Wow...coming from you: I guess you would know.

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Katniss: I’m going to try to talk to Peeta.

Haymitch: Well good luck with that

Katniss: What's that supposed to mean?

Haymitch: I don't know, I'm sobering up so my mood's in shift

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Katniss Everdeen: What is that?!

Gale Hawthorne: It's a bomb.

Katniss: And you leave it lying around?

Gale: I was gonna put it in a box!

Katniss: What's a box going to do?!

Gale: You just want to suck the joy out of everything.

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Johanna Mason: So just want to double check. How do people feel about murder?

Katniss Everdeen: It's frowned upon.

Johanna: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier. That's okay, right?

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Katniss Everdeen: I'm putting my foot down. It's either going to be the cat or me.

Primrose Everdeen: Okay, I choose the cat.

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Peeta Mellark: I think we have PTSD.

Katniss Everdeen: Yeah, probably.

Peeta Mellark: What do we do with that information?

Katniss Everdeen: What do you do with any information? You just stuff it deep down inside and keep an eye on it.

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President Coin: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Katniss Everdeen: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

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Katniss Everdeen: Obviously I don't have romantic feelings for Peeta.

Haymitch Abernathy: But you're in a romantic relationship with Peeta.

Katniss Everdeen:...You got me there.

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Katniss Everdeen: Okay, drunk on wine is still drunk, Haymitch!

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Haymitch Abernathy: It's not fair to Peeta. He's a nervous wreck right now. He's being held hostage by the capitol, for God's sake.

Katniss Everdeen: ...Because you left him there.

Haymitch Abernathy: I knew you were going to throw that in my face.

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Katniss Everdeen: Maybe it's not too late to get out of here. We could start a new life in the country, maybe open a small bakery.

Peeta Mellark: How dare you tempt me with a small bakery.

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Peeta Mellark: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Katniss a little bit.

Haymitch Abernathy: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Peeta Mellark: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Haymitch Abernathy: My mistake.

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Haymitch Abernathy: You're really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren't you?

Katniss Everdeen: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Katniss Everdeen: Oh, so suddenly you don't have a death wish?

Johanna Mason: Brainless, I've never had a death wish. It's just that I don't believe that I personally even can die.

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