Incorrect HHN Quotes

Because they totally could've said that.

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Paulo: sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Julian: Is it licking boots?

Paulo: because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

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Chance: I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

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Boris: dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

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Surreal: You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

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Adaru: lesbians. Give Me Your Wisdom.

Mary: world cold and hard. tiddy warm and soft.

Lady Luck: Girl Hot

Chance: watch naruto

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Dr. White: I have no medical or scientific training to speak of, and no inclination to learn, and I pick things up fairly slowly because of my short attention span. Adaru: But…? Dr. White: But what? Adaru: I’m waiting for you to list your good qualities now. Dr. White: Those were my good qualities.

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Paolo: Everyday is leg day when you’re running away from your problems.

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H.R.: No, no, absolutely not! It’s unethical, it’s immoral, it may well be illegal. I’ll have no part in it. Lady Luck: H.R.: Okay, I’ll do it.

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Cindy: i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson

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i just scrolled through this entire blog and i just wanna tell you this is amazing keep up the good work friend

thank you!

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Chance: Just do what I do when I have problems. S C R E A M .

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Julian: What’s a word for a mix between “mad” and “sad”?

Elsa: Malcontented. Disgruntled. Miserable. Desolated. 


Jack: Smad.

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Mary: I think misery doesn’t even think of me as company anymore. I’m an unofficial roommate.

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H.R: You won't like me when I'm angry.

John: I don't like you ever.

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Chance: If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

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H.R: I could get fired. Or even worse, John could give me a lecture on responsibility again.

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Jack [to the police]: Look, I’m sorry if you’re offended by my random murders.