100% real things high4 say

mostly alex being an asshole.. feel free to submit stuff!

[ultrocky]

i’m a lil late,,, but here’s me and the love of my life rocky looking gay fine as hell okie bye ♡

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Sunggu: Hey my parents aren’t home ;)

Myunghan: Don’t worry they’ll come back!

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Alex: I lost my boyfriend, Youngjun. Have you seen him?

Stranger: No, what does he look like?

Alex [sobbing]: Beautiful.

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Youngjun: They're steel handcuffs, Alex. There's no way we're gonna cut through them

Alex: Actually, I was thinking we'd cut somewhere else...

Youngjun: ...

Youngjun: Oh my god, are you offering to cut off your hand?

Alex: WHAT? No? My hand? I was offering to cut off yours

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Myunghan: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Alex: [Aggressively throws stone] Take that you fucking lake!

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Sunggu: Could you ever see us as being more than friends?

Myunghan: YES I'M GLAD YOU ASKED I can totally see us as dragons hang on let me find the picture I drew!

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omg sorry about the inactivity idk what happened but i’ll be posting again soon i promise!!!!

[ edit: i'm so soRRY ]

- admin logan

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Youngjun [about Myunghan]: He's small but vicious, like a badger that your brothers caught and starved for five days and then put in your sleeping bag.

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Alex: I let my cat drink bathtub water while I was in it.

Priest: Once again, kind of weird but not a sin.

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Alex: There are so many great things to do with the human mouth, why waste it on talking?

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Youngjun: I thought you were a complete idiot

Youngjun: But a very cute idiot

Alex: So um... do you ever date cute idiots..?

Youngjun: Almost exclusively

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Alex: We've had unprotected sex 203 times in the past 4 months

Alex and Youngjun: *High five*

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Sunggu: So what’s your sexuality anyway?

Youngjun: I’m byesexual

Youngjun: Meaning I get off on you leaving me the fuck alone

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Alex: Okay, we’re at the window, what do you want.

Youngjun: A burger.

Alex: There’s no burger on the menu.

Youngjun: I want a burger.

Alex: Youngjun, we’re at Taco Bell.

Youngjun: Quiero una burger.

Alex: The number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up.

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Myunghan: You're like the ocean.

Youngjun: Explain?

Myunghan: So fucking salty.

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Alex: Come over.

Youngjun: I can't, I'm having an existential crisis.

Alex: The others aren't home ;)

Youngjun: Are any of us truly home?

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[when auditioning for N.A.P]

Interviewer: What’s your greatest weakness?

Alex: I’m uncooperative.

Interviewer: Okay. Give me an example.

Alex: No.