things citizens of ever after have said ... probably

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Vivian: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about. Like he's a good listener.

Faye: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?

Vivian: Real stuff, like the shape of his ass.

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Pete: I hope I can be as cool as you guys in 30 years.

Finn: Does he think we're fifty?

Rob: No, no, he's just really bad at math.

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Faye: Um, but you’re the most beautiful, smartest, perfect girl in the world.

Vivian: Well, you’re right about all those things

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Hans: I never brag

Vivian: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

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I was never happy. I was just less pissed off.

Vivian Thorne

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Hans: I know I'm a real asset.

Scott: You're only off by two letters.

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Rob: We've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Melissa: Probably Bastian.

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Rob: Did you do it?

John: Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where’s the trust?

Rob:

John: ... Yes, I did.

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Finn: [to Tanner] 50 francs says he doesn’t approve this mission.

[Rob joins them]

Rob: I don’t approve of this mission.

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Rob, to Bastian: How are you not murdered every hour?

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John: [in shock] It finally happened. Somebody doesn't want to have sex with me.

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The truth is, lots of girls like me, because let’s face it, I’m pretty adorable.

John Anderman

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What is this feeling I’m feeling right now? It’s like I’m sad for another person? Is that a thing? AM I GOING CRAZY?

Meghan Fehr 

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Rob: What’s your problem?

Lile: You wanna know what my problem is?

Rob: That was a rhetorical question. I don’t wanna know anything from you.

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On Melissa's wrath during the Incident Which Must Not Be Spoken Of

Rob: No one’s been incinerated yet, so that’s a good sign.

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Melissa: And I want you to know that no matter what you do, you’re my friend. And I will always love you.

Belle: I will always love you too.

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Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

Queen Margaret