Incorrect Hotline Miami Quotes

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Richter: It’s just a prank, bro.

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Beard: I think you need to break out the ‘L’ word.

Jacket: Lesbian?

Beard: No, the other one.

Jacket: …Lesbians?

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Ash: I don’t eat bread. Bread makes you fat.

Alex: Bread makes you fat?!

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Jacket to Girlfriend: I sorta feel like I’m on drugs when I’m with you. Not that I do drugs, unless you do drugs, in which case I do drugs all the time. Every drug.

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Tony: What are you doing?

Ash: Getting a life.

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Jacket: Hey! I’m talking to you Ash Davis!

Ash: He’s famous and he’s talking to me.

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Ash: I want to have his adopted babies.

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Gangleader: Alright, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It’s called “We Hate You Please Die.”

Columbian Boss: Sweet. Love this one.

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The Father: You are the salt of the earth.

The Son: Thanks.

The Father: I meant scum of the earth.

The Son: Thanks.

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The Father: Son, if your life had a face I would punch it.

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Jacket: I’ve had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off!

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Jacket: Is it rude to kill bald people?

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Gangleader: It’s called ukulele screamo and it’s art. 

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Gangleader: 

When I was a young boy

My father took me into the city

To see a marching band He said son when, you grow up

Will you be, the savior of the broken

The beaten and the damned

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Jacket: (hops on tricycle) On my way to destroy the government.

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Pardo: Sleeping with one eye open tonight to make sure my mind doesn’t try to attack me again.

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Pardo: I want fabulous.