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Helen: I don’t hang out with guys who wear mustache wax anymore because I know it’s only a matter of time before they fall in love with me and write a song on their fucking harpsichord or banjo or whatever the fuck about the auburn-haired temptress who broke their heart.

Lucius: That sounds… oddly specific.

Helen: That’s because it is.

Helen: This happened to me three times.

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Dash: I lost Aunt Edna.

Violet: What?? How could you lose Auntie Edna?

Dash: Oh, give me a break—she’s like two inches tall!!

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Dash: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Violet: You’re a danger to society.

Bob: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Bob: Let’s play Two Truths and A Lie. Helen, you go first.

Helen: Alright. My eyes are hazel, I am clearly the most competent super in our group, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord’s car trunk by bribing him with sex.

Bob: Right idea, but you’ve got to make it less obvious—

Lucius: Her eyes are brown.

Bob: YOU DID WHAT

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Evelyn: have I been … a bad girl?

Helen, mad: Yeah, actually.

Evelyn: ooooh, how bad am I? ;)

Helen: You’re a fucking nightmare, to be honest.

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Violet: Don’t say a word!

Dash: ...fergalicious.

Violet: Dash, what did I just say?

Dash: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago, when we played Scrabble, it wasn’t a word. But it is now. How convenient for you.

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Bob: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

Helen: [softly, but with a lot of feeling] fuck

Dash: no mom I already have a job it’s called being hardcore

Lucius: “you’re obsessed with yourself” and you’re not??? Sad. Tragic.

Mirage: yeah I’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???

Karen: while you were being Heterosexual, I studied The Blade

Violet: I didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

Evelyn: seven billion people on the planet and I have like 2 friends

Edna: “what the fuck” is an emotion now and it’s the only one I have

Winston: I saw a man so beautiful and I started crying?

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Tag yourself, I’m Violet

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Bob: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

Helen: [softly, but with a lot of feeling] fuck

Dash: no mom I already have a job it’s called being hardcore

Lucius: “you’re obsessed with yourself” and you’re not??? Sad. Tragic.

Mirage: yeah I’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???

Karen: while you were being Heterosexual, I studied The Blade

Violet: I didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

Evelyn: seven billion people on the planet and I have like 2 friends

Edna: “what the fuck” is an emotion now and it’s the only one I have

Winston: I saw a man so beautiful and I started crying?

Evelyn: How did you find me?

Winston: Oh, it was easy. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that :)

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Evelyn: Sorry I’m late, I was doing something.

Helen, stumbling in: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Voyd: How’s the world’s best super doing today?

Elastigirl: I don’t know, how are you?

Voyd, voice cracking: gOOD

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Helen, running down the sidewalk with baby Jack Jack in one arm and a full, ripped paper bag of groceries in the other: OUT OF MY WAY I’M A MOM MAKING A DIFFERENCE!