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Merisiel: Oh, babe, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing!

Kyra: We're married.

Lini, to Lirianne: So, if you’re from Garund, why are you white?

Lem: Oh my goddess, Lini, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!

Merisiel: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do?

Heidmarch: ...I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.

Merisiel: ...Makes sense.

Meligaster: The doctor just told me I only have four days to live.

Seltyiel: You sick?

Meligaster: No, he just doesn't like me.

Damiel: I'm gonna fuck you up on Toilday!

Seoni: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Valeros: Okay, but in my defense, Meri bet me five dollars I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Seoni: That’s not what I- You drank shampoo?!

Seltyiel: Demons! TURN THE LIGHT OFF!

Seelah: Fucking ... I'm not...

Seltyiel: DEMONS, YOU"RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!

Seelah: Fucking shut up!

Seltyiel: PLUNGE US INTO DARKNESS DEMONS! DEMONS!

Seelah: You have a death-wish

Seltyiel: DEMONS YOU COWARDS ...

Kyra: Let me see what you have!

Merisiel: A KNIFE!

Kyra: NO!

Seoni: Oh my gods, why does she have a knife?

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