Incorrect Indian Lake Quotes

Things the people at Indian Lake (mainly Jennifer "Jade" Daniels) definetly said, you just don't remember

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Banner: It’s the gift that keeps giving!

Ginger: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!

Letha: It’s the boat that keeps sailing!

Jade: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!

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Ginger: *shoves her hand in the slot of a toaster*

Galatea: …

Ginger: …I get confused sometimes.

Galatea: Me too.

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Jade: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Galatea: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Galatea: Dipshit.

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Banner: Hey, Letha. What kind of flowers do you prefer?

Letha: I like sunflowers.

Banner, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

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Ginger: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?

Jade: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Banner: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Jade: *sighs*

Jade: I killed a man.

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At some point before Don't Fear The Reaper

Banner, sweating: Letha, there’s something I need to ask you-

Letha: Finally! You’re proposing!

Banner: How’d you know?

Letha: Banner , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Letha: I even picked it up once.

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Galatea: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F...

Galatea: ...How did I fail being born?

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Cinnamon: Whoa, Galatea , what’s up with that angry face?

Galatea: Ginger won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”.

Ginger: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-

Galatea: Oh my god, SHUT UP!

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Jade: *walks into the room*

Banner: She's covered in blood again. Why is it she's always covered in blood?

Letha: Well, it looks like it’s her own blood this time.

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Ginger: I'm not creepy.

Ginger: I'm petty.

Ginger: There's a difference, ya' know.

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If Jade hadn't gone to jail

Banner: I asked Letha out.

Jade: Oh, I’m sorry.

Banner: Why?

Jade: Well, I assume she said no.

Banner: No, she said yes.

Jade: Really? Then I’m sorry for her.

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Banner: I was just diagnosed with deez.

Jade: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

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Jade: Wow, this sucks. I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you.

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Jade: H-how do you ask someone out?

Banner: Well, first-

Letha: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Jade: ...And you said yes?

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Jade: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated.

Ginger: Outta my way, gaygirl! I’m about to liberate myself from this mortal shell!

*later*

Ginger, texting Jade: hopital

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Jade: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Ginger: Awww, thanks-

Jade: That’s not a good thing.

Ginger: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.