#banner thompkins

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Banner: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Jade: *sighs*

Jade: I killed a man.

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Jade: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Banner: What?

Jade: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Banner: I was just diagnosed with deez.

Jade: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

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Banner: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Letha: That's great, Banner. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 3 fucking years.

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Letha: Do you support gay rights?

Jade: I’m literally gay.

Banner: She's avoiding the question!

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Banner: Letha isn’t answering my messages.

Jade: Allow me.

Banner: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Letha: *replying to message* Hello.

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Letha: *Hugs Banner from behind*

Letha: *Tucks Banner's hair behind his ear*

Letha, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

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Banner: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Banner: That's why I own TEN guns.

Banner: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.