Incorrect In Space with Markiplier!

Welcome to a centric account of Incorrect ISWM! Got any yourself? Do share! Just know that all of these come from random quote generators, please don't hate me for this. // [Rin | They/m | Autistic] [wattpad: kynyav]

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Cap'n Y/N: This is a mistake

En!Mark, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Cap'n Y/N: But not today.

En!Mark, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!

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i apologise for not posting any incorrect quotes in a while, been super busy this summer due to stuff! i promise that more quotes will be coming soon, just don't know when! :)

- rin!

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Celci: I am at a loss for words!

Mark: (narrating) Despite being lost for words, Celci yelled at me for the next ten minutes.

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Mark: I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your mouth's sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing with cold. So if I eat a habanero pepper, and then chew a bunch of breath mints, they'll cancel each other out and I'll be fine!

Mark, later: Hey, guys! GUESS WHAT HELLFIRE TASTES LIKE!

Celci: Fun fact: the nerve endings for "ouch too cold" and "ouch too hot" are different! Which means they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Get wrecked, asshat.

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Mark: Hey, Captain!

Captain: Hello, Mark.

Gunther: Oh, they fuckin'.

Celci: What? They're just saying hi to each other.

Mark: How are you today?

Captain: I'm doing well, how about you?

Gunther: Oh they fuckin'! Look at them sparks!

Burt: They're just...they're just talking to each other.

Mark: Captain, there's no one I trust more than you.

Captain: I'm glad to hear it, Mark...you're a very important person to me.

Burt & Celci: Oh, they fuckin'.

Gunther: OH, THEY FUCKIN'!

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Gunther: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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Wug: What doesn't kill Wug better start running, because now Wug's fucking pissed.

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Eng!Mark: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Gunther: (mouth full of food) No.

Eng!Mark: Then why are your pants covered in powdered sugar?

Gunther: That's cocaine.

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En!Mark, holding a rock: The Captain just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Allu: If you don't marry them, I will.

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Captain: Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!

Burt: Starfruit?

Captain: So close! That is a shape <3

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Captain: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Wug: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

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Eng!Mark: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Captain: I have met some of the most insufferable people in this multiverse. But they also met me.

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Bandit: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

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Celci: [hits Mark with a broom]

Eng!Mark: What do you think you're doing?!

Celci: Cleaning.

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Y/N: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Murder!Mark: Honestly, not much.