#incorrect markiplier

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*during a game of Among Us*

Davey: Race, you said you were following Jack last time and this time, right? So where did you go?

Race: I went to do the thing with Jack.

Albert and Davey: *laugh*

Davey: Jack’s dead-

Crutchie: Jack’s dead now.

Albert: Jack’s dead-

Race: Yes? AND?

Albert: …Did you kill him?

Race: No! NO!

Race: Maybe…

Race: …he might have deserved it…

Albert and Davey: 👀

Race: …but I’m gonna go with no :)

Davey: I don’t-

Albert: …I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron

[incorrectinspacewithmarkiplier]

Cap'n Y/N: This is a mistake

En!Mark, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Cap'n Y/N: But not today.

En!Mark, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!

[ask-will-and-dark]

Y/N *playing mini golf with the egos and losing, badly.*

Y/N: I never said I was good at the game. I just said I liked it.

[unusannusquotes]

Ethan: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Mark, in tune: Fuck - off - E - than!

[the-inevitability-of-death]

Amy: Mark get out

Mark: but whyyy

Kathryn: Girls. Night.

Mark: but-

Ethan: Girls night Mark, get out.

[strngervibes]

Dark: I’m having salad for dinner.

Dark: Well, a fruit salad.

Dark: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

Dark: Okay, it’s all grapes.

Dark: Fermented grapes.

Dark:….

Dark: It’s wine. I’m having wine for dinner.

[memeiiplier]

Amyplier

[at a restaurant ]

Mark: *eating pie* Amy, you’ve got to order a piece of this pie. It’s so good.


Amy: I did.


Amy: You’re eating it.

[incorrectinspacewithmarkiplier]

Cap'n Y/N: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Cap'n Y/N: What an idiot.

Cap'n Y/N: *realizes it's En!Mark*

Cap'n Y/N: Wait, that's MY idiot!