Caning it

Devious thoughts 🔞 they/them I retain a jester's privilege | VERY normal about Jack Lowden | mood dependent on my Duffy cycle

[gingeragenda]

The Descent - Chapter List

In the fic I’m co-authoring with the wonderful @admirably-abhorrent River and Duffy are sent on a mission to infiltrate a Soho sex club run by the notorious Malcolm Bernard, posing as a married couple trying to spice up their love life. But when the mission gets complicated and the two are forced to keep up their ruse, River and Duffy realize the feelings they’re acting out aren’t so far from the truth.

Part One of We Again Beheld The Stars

✨now COMPLETE✨

Meet the Delanys

Welcome to Hell

The Ninth Circle

The Dungeon

The Panopticon

In Too Deep

Who’s River?

The Fortress

The Tasting Menu

Soaked

The Proposition

Obedience Lessons

Wedding Night

The Morning After

All the Weird Little Stuff About You

Playing With Rhys Doll

Final Preparations

Lie Back And Think Of England

Reclaiming Rhys

Reclaiming Ronnie

Aftercare

Fox and Hound

A Night To Remember

Rendezvous

A Fox Can Never Be A Pet

Part Two of We Again Beheld The Stars coming soon!

[joepickett]

Slow Horses 1.01

[apolladay]

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

No pet

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

[the-penalty-box]

I recently learned an old French euphemism for bisexuality. It means to be powered "by sail and steam," and it absolutely comes from a specific flavor of 19th-century ship.

HMS Terror and Erebus were bisexual, you heard it here first.

Happy Pride!

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[admirableprecious]

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This is straight up beautiful—like Mairon. :)

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[burnttongueontea]

slow horses is generally very well-written but that only makes it even harder for me to get past that one scene in s4 when moira says there's no evidence david cartwright has ever been to france

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[teathattast]

[leviathanlies]

Happy Pride from the Eye of Gay Sauron that watches me sleep 🏳️‍🌈

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[searockwell]

i miss river cartwright

[targetedknowledge]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[rneliflua]

[doubleca5t]

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void