Amir: God, you’re so clingy
Jake: YOU came into MY bed?!

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@incorrectjakeandamirquotes
Amir: God, you’re so clingy
Jake: YOU came into MY bed?!
Amir: Pepsi tastes like soap
Jake: What kind of fucking soap do you use?
Amir: Pepsi
Jake: How long does your ideal hug last?
Amir: 38-45 minutes
Jake: That’s really impractical
Amir: You said ideal, not realistic
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
Amir: My mom would wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwiches for lunch. She knew the crust was my favourite part. She hated me so much
Amir: (rapping) It’s Friday so have a Fry day while listening to Friday while you sit in the sun and fry, ‘kay?
Jake: That’s either the worst rap or... No, that’s just the worst rap
Amir: They’re called leggings because you put your le- You put your leg- They're called leggings because... Jake: Take your time
Amir: I may be an idiot but I’m not stupid
Firefighter: Sir, we’ve been here six times this month
Amir: Yeah but, um, one of those, I dialled 9-1-1 by mistake but I was too embarrassed to admit it so I set my apartment on fire
Yup im talking about this…
NET NEUTRALITY!
WE NEED TO SPEAK UP!
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SAYS,
If we don’t speak up…
Bye bye, fandoms 👋
Bye bye, Memes 👋
Bye bye, fanart 👋
Bye bye, fanfics👋
SO PUT #netneutrality and reblog!
WE HAVE UNTIL DECEMBER 14TH!
Paul: You okay?
Jake: Yeah, why?
Paul: You have a sign that says '2 days without being annoyed'
Jake: (maintains eye-contact while changing sign to '0')
Amir: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly
Jake: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature who never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.
Amir: Jake, you're like an angel with no wings
Jake: So, like a person?
Amir: Do you think mosquitoes dare their friends to bite someone with bug spray on?
Jake: No, because mosquitoes don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways
Amir: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were the worlds top mosquito expert. Excuse me.
Stay safe.
Ricky: Amir, give me your bag of Jakes hair Amir: What? I don't have any (Jake pulls out a paper bag with 'Jakes hair' written on it) Amir: That's not mine (Jake flips the bag. The other side has 'Property of A. Blumenfeld' written on it) Amir: That's not me (Jake flips the bag again. The other side now has a picture of Amir on it with 'Oh yes it is!' written under it)
Please call Texas HIV Medication Program (800.255.1090) if you live in the Harvey flood zones and you lost your HIV meds.