It's Bucky

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bucky: how did you get that information???

zemo:

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steve: i have to go back for peggy, buck. i love her.

bucky, just have gotten him back:

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sharon: um... yeah, we kissed

bucky *losing his shit*:

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thanos: heh 50/50

every living thing:

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sam: that guy? he's gonna beat your ass.

bucky *not knowing shit*:

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paramedic: are you allergic to anything?

bucky *drugged out of his mind*: stab wounds

steve *in tears*: bananas

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2012!steve: what is this?!

2023!steve: listen,, i'm u,, from the future

2012!steve: identity theft isn't a joke, loki!

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avengers: happy birthday dear steve!!

bucky *leaning down to whisper into steve's ear*: i know it's not your birthday, you fuck

steve *sweat madly, smiling*: thanks

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edith: EDITH stands for even gone i'm the hero

peter: oh. . .

me:

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europe: *in flames, has beck ruining shit*

sam *having been called and still in the driveway*: i tOLD YOU TO FILL IT UP YESTERDAY!

bucky: yeah? yEAH? WELL GUESS WHAT, BIRD ASS, I DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT. LOOKS LIKE WE CAN'T EVEN HAVE A VACAY, YOU RUIN IT.

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tony: metal boy, truth or dare?

bucky: truth

tony: what is it you say whenever you call steve?

bucky:

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no one:

thor and rocket:

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hydra agent: hail hydra

2012!steve, standing in the elevator with a whole bunch of hydra agents:

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hydra soldier: soldat?

winter soldier *walking up from a phat nap*:

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requests: open

bucky: living

hotel: trivago

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bucky: no you can’t have my arm

rocket:

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BEST ONE SO FAR, BUT CAN YO7 ALSO IMAGINE IT THE ITHER WAY AROUND? Rocket explaining he needs his arm

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rocket: i've told you, it's so i can reACH HIGH SHELVES

bucky:

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sam: buck, what are you doing here? i thought you were off chasing your dreams?

bucky: i was. then they turned into nightmares.

sam: oh...

bucky: apparently you need to have more than 50 years of torture to be cashier