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[incorrectkagehinaquotes]

Tsukishima: Kageyama won't agree to this.

Hinata: sure he will

Tsukishima: I've asked him 3 times already!

Hinata: watch how a master does it

Hinata: [turning to kageyama with puppy dog eyes] kageyama, can we—

Kageyama: yes

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Hinata: [carrying 2 paper bags with both arms]

Kageyama: [reaches out to help him]

Hinata: [moves both paper bags to one arm to hold his hand]

Kageyama: that's not what I— nevermind

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Hinata: truth or dare

Kageyama: truth

Hinata: hypothetically! would you go on a date with me?

Yachi: Hinata, that's the fifth time you've asked him that in this game

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Kageyama: im guy

Kageyama: goy

Kageyama: gau

Yamaguchi: it's ok take your time

Kageyama: [sends a picture of hinata] BOYS

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tsukishima: are you two dating?

kageyama: no

hinata: no!

tsukishima: double negative. that's a yes.

[incorrectkagehinaquotes]

Hinata: [smiles]

Kageyama: [shields eyes] I didn't know Earth had 2 suns

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kageyama: you're so embarrassing

hinata: let go of my hand then

kageyama: no

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they're soulmates your honor

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Hinata: hey kageyama! guess what this shirt is made of!

Kageyama, rolling his eyes: Hinata, we've been dating for years it's obviously boyfriend materi—

Hinata, on one knee: wrong! it's husband material

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Hinata: sure is dark in here!

Kageyama:

Hinata: I'm not scared or anything

Kageyama:

Hinata: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days? not me!

Kageyama: do you want me to hold your hand

Hinata: y-yes

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Tsukishima: I think kageyama's pretty stupid

Hinata: aww, he is!

Tsukishima: wait why are you agreeing with me

Hinata: honestly all I heard was "kageyama's pretty" and I kinda just tuned everything else out

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Kageyama: Your existence is confusing.

Hinata: How so?

Kageyama: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Kageyama: there's a difference between "boyfriend" and "boy friend". it's the space.that's the friendzone.

Hinata: [hugs kageyama tightly]

Kageyama: what are you doing

Hinata: no more space

Hinata: you're my boyfriend now

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Kageyama: Its all over. Is there still any meaning to life? What's the point of working hard anymore???

Yachi: what happened?

Yamaguchi: Hinata's sick

Kageyama: LIFE HURTS

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Kageyama: have you ever tried honey?

Hinata: tried what?

Kageyama: honey.

Hinata: yes?

Kageyama:

Hinata:

Kageyama: I married an idiot.

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[kageyama and hinata arguing]

Ukai: you know, flirting was a lot less aggressive back in my day

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Kageyama: I have no fears.

Yamaguchi: what if one day you woke up and hinata was suddenly taller than you

Kageyama:

Kageyama: I have one fear.