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Hibiya: *is on the phone with his mom* Alright, guys! Be quiet!

Kano: *various sex noises*

Momo: *violently screeching*

Kido: *almost directly to the phone* Pass the weed.

Ene: *yelling a long string of curse words*

#kagepro #kagerou project #amamiya hibiya #kano shuuya #kisaragi momo #kido tsubomi #ene #enomoto takane #mekakushi squad #kagecrack #s: ??

Takane: You made me watch all seasons of JoJo. I don't even like JoJo.

Ayano: That's insane! You love JoJo. You've seen all seasons!

#kagepro #kagerou project #enomoto takane #tateyama ayano #kagecrack #ayataka #takane & ayano #s: parks and recreation

me now that old kage/pro incorrect quotes blog came back:

#mod talks #not quotes #should i even continue?#i just came back on track #one of the reasons i started this blog was that that other blog went on hiatus and i just missed this kind of content

Konoha: If you'd like to never see him again, I have ways of getting rid of him.

Hiyori: What kind of ways?

Konoha: Asking him politely to not come back.

Konoha: Actually, that's only one way. I apologize for misleading you about the number of ways.

#kagepro #kagerou project #konoha #Asahina Hiyori #kagecrack #konoha & hiyori #s: bojack horseman

summertime-children

Not pictured: Kido rolling her eyes and smiling softly at her husband’s antics

#from my other blog #kidokano #kanokido #kido tsubomi #kano shuuya #not quotes #texts

Kano: This is my ex-girlfriend, Tsubomi.

Kido: You’ve got to stop introducing me like this.

Kido: I’m his wife.

#kagepro #kagerou project #kano shuuya #kido tsubomi #kanokido #kidokano #kagecrack

Shintaro: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Momo: That was deep.

Kano: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Momo: That was deeper.

Kido: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie.

#kagerou project #kagepro #kisaragi shintaro #kisaragi momo #kano shuuya #kido tsubomi #kagecrack

Takane: I really like him. The problem is he's like a perfect human man. I can't find one flaw.

Takane: There was one time I thought he farted!

Takane: ... But it was me.

#kagepro #kagerou project #enomoto takane #kokonose haruka #harutaka #yea she's talking about haruka #kagecrack #s: parks and recreation

Hi! I love your blog. It's hilarious.

Oohhh thank you very much!~ ^^ I believe that with how kagepro is depressing, it could use some crack from time to time ;9

#also sorry i just now noticed your message ^^;#anonymous #asks

Kano: Is there no way we can get rid of Shintaro?

Kido: Not without cause.

Kano: I have cause.

Kano: It is beCAUSE I hate him.

#kagepro #kagerou project #kano shuuya #kido tsubomi #kisaragi shintaro #kagecrack #s: the office

Shintaro: Son of a b-

Shintaro: *sees Hibiya and Hiyori within earshot*

Shintaro: Penis!

Shintaro: ... That wasn't any better.

#it didn't look right on the computer so i edited it #it should be fine now

Shintaro: Son of a b-

Shintaro: *sees Hibiya and Hiyori within earshot*

Shintaro: Penis!

Shintaro: ... That wasn't any better.

#kagepro #kagerou project #kisaragi shintaro #amamiya hibiya #asahina hiyori #kagecrack #s: new girl

Mary: I've never actually been in a snowball fight.

Seto: Really?

Mary: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system or is it...

Mary: ...to the death?

#kagepro #kagerou project #kozakura mary #seto kousuke #setomary #seto & mary #s: cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Kido: Kano and I are dating.

Seto, Momo, Shintaro, Ene, Hibiya and Kano: *gasp*

Kido: Kano, why are you surprised?

#kagepro #kagerou project #kido tsubomi #kano shuuya #kanokido #kidokano #seto kousuke #kisaragi momo #kisaragi shintaro #ene #enomoto takane #amamiya hibiya #mary is not included bc she /knew/#and konoha doesn't even know what 'dating' is

"Be myself." What kind of garbage advice is that?

Kano to Seto, probably

#kagepro #kagerou project #kano shuuya #seto kousuke #kagecrack #seto & kano #s: brooklyn nine nine #quote #if you tag it as 'me' or 'same' or anything like that i'll personally break into your house and give you a hug #so don't even try it mate

I just realized that the last ask was my 31 post and I completely missed the opportunity to make it kanokido :(

#mod talks #sorry for a little spam i'll be back to posting quotes soon

Headcanon KanoKido pls. :'v

Hm, I’d rather keep this blog for incorrect quotes only, sorry. But you can hmu at my other kagepro (and pretty much kanokido) blog- @summertime-children- whenever you want! (And if you search the word ‘headcanons’ there, you’ll probably get some right away.)

#time for a confession i don't have a consistent tag for headcanons which is my one true regret #sometimes i tag them as 'kagepro headcanons' other times as 'kagerou headcanons' and then sometimes just as 'headcanons'#so the best option i can offer you is to just search the word 'headanons'#anonymous #asks #also don't worry there are still incorrect kanokido quotes yet to come ;)

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