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Kano: *various sex noises*
Momo: *violently screeching*
Kido: *almost directly to the phone* Pass the weed.
Ene: *yelling a long string of curse words*
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@incorrectkageproquotes
Hibiya: *is on the phone with his mom* Alright, guys! Be quiet!
Kano: *various sex noises*
Momo: *violently screeching*
Kido: *almost directly to the phone* Pass the weed.
Ene: *yelling a long string of curse words*
Takane: You made me watch all seasons of JoJo. I don't even like JoJo.
Ayano: That's insane! You love JoJo. You've seen all seasons!
me now that old kage/pro incorrect quotes blog came back:
Konoha: If you'd like to never see him again, I have ways of getting rid of him.
Hiyori: What kind of ways?
Konoha: Asking him politely to not come back.
Konoha: Actually, that's only one way. I apologize for misleading you about the number of ways.
Not pictured: Kido rolling her eyes and smiling softly at her husband’s antics
Kano: This is my ex-girlfriend, Tsubomi.
Kido: You’ve got to stop introducing me like this.
Kido: I’m his wife.
Shintaro: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Momo: That was deep.
Kano: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Momo: That was deeper.
Kido: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie.
Takane: I really like him. The problem is he's like a perfect human man. I can't find one flaw.
Takane: There was one time I thought he farted!
Takane: ... But it was me.
Hi! I love your blog. It's hilarious.
Oohhh thank you very much!~ ^^ I believe that with how kagepro is depressing, it could use some crack from time to time ;9
Kano: Is there no way we can get rid of Shintaro?
Kido: Not without cause.
Kano: I have cause.
Kano: It is beCAUSE I hate him.
Shintaro: Son of a b-
Shintaro: *sees Hibiya and Hiyori within earshot*
Shintaro: Penis!
Shintaro: ... That wasn't any better.
Shintaro: Son of a b-
Shintaro: *sees Hibiya and Hiyori within earshot*
Shintaro: Penis!
Shintaro: ... That wasn't any better.
Mary: I've never actually been in a snowball fight.
Seto: Really?
Mary: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system or is it...
Mary: ...to the death?
Kido: Kano and I are dating.
Seto, Momo, Shintaro, Ene, Hibiya and Kano: *gasp*
Kido: Kano, why are you surprised?
"Be myself." What kind of garbage advice is that?
Kano to Seto, probably
I just realized that the last ask was my 31 post and I completely missed the opportunity to make it kanokido :(
Headcanon KanoKido pls. :'v
Hm, I’d rather keep this blog for incorrect quotes only, sorry. But you can hmu at my other kagepro (and pretty much kanokido) blog- @summertime-children- whenever you want! (And if you search the word ‘headcanons’ there, you’ll probably get some right away.)