The Kane Chronicles

lines that were most definitely said by characters from the kane chronicles Icon by xayti

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We're out here playing mini golf, or as Bes likes to call it: golf.

Sadie Kane

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Sadie: Drop dead!

Walt: Low blow.

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Don't ever let the media tell you what your body is supposed look like. You're beautiful the way you are. Stay beautiful, keep it ugly.

Bes

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I’d like to apologize… that you are depriving some village of their idiot!

Sadie Kane to Vlad

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You take requests for certain characters?

Not really. It can take a long time to find a quote, period, much less scouring for ones to fit any one particular character. If you have some that you think would fit for a certain character though, by all means send them in.

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The others like to act as if I’m in charge. I don’t think of myself that way, not really. But you know, whatever. If it makes them feel better to think I’m the leader, fine. It’s just that when people treat you like a leader, you start acting like a leader.

Carter Kane

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For some reason, 'cats turning into buses' is an extremely widespread cognition among the general public.

Bast

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Sadie: You ready for some football?

Jaz: Oh, you like football?

Sadie: No, football is for Neanderthals. I just like to party under the bleachers.

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Sadie: Aren't these trees beautiful? They're the oldest known living beings in this park.

*bumps into Iskandar*

Iskandar: Oops.

Sadie: ... I was wrong.

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What does America mean to me? It's where I live, it's what I believe. Land of the home, free of the brave.

Sadie Kane

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I'm making copies. Move, I'm gay!"

Jaz Anderson

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I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Felix

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Sadie: Rules are made to be broken.

Carter: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Sadie: Uh, pinatas.

Walt: Glow sticks.

Sadie: Karate boards.

Walt: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Sadie: Rules.

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Sadie: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Amos: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Sadie: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Amos: I pity your dentist.

Sadie: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

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Carter: Sadie. Sadie. Sadie, I screwed up, big time.

Sadie: Carter, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

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If I die, turn my Tweets into a sequel!

Sadie Kane

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Carter. It’s Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus… up in that tower, letting his hair down… so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.

Sadie Kane (via incorrectkanechroniclesquotes)