I will sugoi your tanoshi

Just a bunch of quotes that might have been said by Friends. Feel free to submit

[sonnyelim]

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Kaban

Raccoon

Serval

Fennec

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Moose, tapping on the table: …

Lion, tapping back: …

Chameleon: what are they doing?

Auroch: Morse code.

Lion, aggressively tapping the table: …

Chameleon: Oh no!

Auroch: Oh shit!

Moose, slamming her hands onto the table: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Jaguar: You’re up early

Otter:

Jaguar: you never went to sleep, did you?!

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Serval: I love you.

Kaban: I love you more.

Serval: No, I love you more.

Kaban: No, I love you more.

Raccoon: We'd all love if you didn't do this in the group chat.

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Woman takes break from quotes to admire her

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Jaguar: Would you please not Otter this into a situation worse than it already is?

Otter: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?

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Serval: Hey, what does tea taste like?

Crested Ibis: Unfortunately not as good as it smells.

Serval: Oh, like shampoo.

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Gray Wolf: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.

Campo Flicker: What mood is that?

Gray Wolf: Last-minute panic.

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Fennec: Are you going to be able to be civil to Serval?

Raccoon: I'M perfectly civil. SHE'S the stupid garbage-head doo-doo face.

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Capybara: That was a good sleep...Its night already? Time for round 2 

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Serval: So, do you like Prairie Dog?

Beaver: I don’t know. What does that even mean? Do I think about her constantly? Yes. Have I named our kids? Yes. Does she smell like wildflowers? Of course! But do I like her? I don’t know.

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Moose: I can't even imagine you throwing a punch.

Kaban: No, neither can I.

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Serval everyday, probably: I could get killed… or worse, Hippopotamus might give me a lecture on responsibility again!

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Princess: Margay said that since we're famous now, we have to go over some safety procedures. So, tell me, if I got shot, what would you do?

Rocker, eyes darkening: Avenge you

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"Being cute is really hard because even when you're angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say, 'Aw, you're so cute when you're angry,' like, no. Stop. Recognize my power!"

-Tsuchinoko

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Fennec: Be careful when you cut the onions, they can make you cry.

Raccoon: NOT IF YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST.

Raccoon: *violently stabs the onion*